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George Pataki Quotes
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You know, there are some areas of the state that are
providing enormous help to their students;
there are others where they're not doing what they can.
- George Pataki

I think there are steps that can be taken that haven't
been required or energy to make that fight more secure
and we are going to continue to push the federal government to do that.
- George Pataki

Well, I know I worked for Governor Rockefeller the
last time he ran for his fourth term,
and I obviously ran against Governor Cuomo the time
he ran for his fourth term.
- George Pataki

First, how to memorialize the heroes of 9/11;
second,
something that expresses our resolve.
- George Pataki


 

I'm very proud of what we've done with the State University and the City University.
They're totally different institutions than they were when I took office.
- George Pataki

The moral equation strongly tells everyone who understands freedom,
who understands morality, that Israel is engaging in
a just war in defense of its people and its freedom.
- George Pataki

We have a reliable computerized network devoted to
counterterrorist activities.
- George Pataki


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On that terrible day, a nation became a neighborhood.
All Americans became New Yorkers.
- George Pataki

If someone lives in New York, he's a New Yorker -
they are entitled to the best medical system in the world.
- George Pataki

We also have a program in place for low income people.
A family of four making $26,000 a year can receive medical coverage,
irrespective of citizenship or what documents.
- George Pataki

We have been actively trying to have New York City host the 2012 Olympics.
- George Pataki

I'm thinking about governing as the governor of this state,
and that's what I'm going to do.
- George Pataki

And one of the frustrating parts, but it's an inherent part of our democracy,
is we have separation of powers.
- George Pataki

We passed important laws to give the authorities responsible
for investigation wide powers to defend us.
- George Pataki

We will emerge stronger as a diverse community;
the area will be rebuilt with life around the clock,
new buildings, restaurants, places of entertainment.
- George Pataki

I have tremendous admiration for everyone who enters
the political arena so long as their goal is to do
what they believe is right for the people of New York.
- George Pataki

Olympics is global competition in which eighty,
ninety, hundred, hundred and ten countries participate.
- George Pataki

We are going through tough economic times but things are looking up,
and the indicators are improving not only for large
corporations but also for small business.
- George Pataki

But, you know, all I can do is submit my budget and
then make the case to the Legislature to act.
- George Pataki

For the first time federal, state and local bureaus
of investigation are coordinating their effort,
to serve as eyes and ears and protect us against further attacks.
- George Pataki

When government accepts responsibility for people,
then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
- George Pataki

Israel is a country that respects freedom -
freedom of assembly,
freedom of speech and freedom of worship.
- George Pataki

It is a very real concern and my view is that everything
changed on September 11th and the procedure,
the policies that were in place prior to September
11th no longer should apply.
- George Pataki

After the tragedy, New Yorkers are more united than ever in their vision,
as well as in appreciation what living in freedom means -
and that if we stand together,
we can accomplish anything.
- George Pataki

There is no moral equivalency between those who would kill using children,
innocent civilians, children and adults,
in their homes and in their places of worship,
to that of a government that is seeking those terrorists
before they can engage in that awful activity.
- George Pataki

We can't just throw a switch and say Indian Point is going to be safe,
we have to look long-term because it will ultimately
be decommissioned and we have to work aggressively
now to bring in new sources of power.
- George Pataki

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner PHOTO

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999) PHOTO

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Smoking kills.
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as
you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

I don't need you to remind me of my age.
I have a bladder to do that for me.
- Stephen Fry

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

California is a fine place to live -
if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
- Alanis Morissette

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you;
she is after your barn.
- Hesiod

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx


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