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George Nethercutt Quotes
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My effectiveness is best placed in solving problems
through federal solutions.
- George Nethercutt

I don't want anybody suspecting I am some sheep and
part of the Washington D.C.
establishment.
- George Nethercutt

Some of my friends said, 'You are nuts.'
But I think I am right.
- George Nethercutt

They want the Olympics.
We ought to make sure they don't get the Olympics.
- George Nethercutt


 

If we win, we'll make history, and I'll serve you on
the Agriculture Committee.
- George Nethercutt

If I can't affect some change in six years,
maybe I'm in the wrong place.
- George Nethercutt

A number of people who have supported me on the border fence in the U.S.
have observed the fences in Israel and their effectiveness.
- Duncan Hunter


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No partnership between two independent companies,
no matter how well run, can match the speed,
effectiveness, responsiveness and efficiency of a solely owned company.
- Edward Whitacre, Jr.

As electronic journalism came to be evaluated for its cost effectiveness,
the network world began breaking up.
- Roger Mudd

I am convinced that dealing intelligently with the
press is of the greatest importance to the success
and effectiveness of a humanitarian mission.
- Alvin Adams

There's a fundamental distinction between strategy
and operational effectiveness.
- Michael Porter

Destroying is a necessary function in life.
Everything has its season, and all things eventually
lose their effectiveness and die.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

A revolution only lasts fifteen years,
a period which coincides with the effectiveness of a generation.
- Jose Ortega y Gasset

One, I am skeptical of the effectiveness of nutritional supplements.
- Michael Shermer

To me success means effectiveness in the world,
that I am able to carry my ideas and values into the world -
that I am able to change it in positive ways.
- Maxine Hong Kingston

Science, which is not so attached to 'truth' as it once was,
ut more to immediate 'effectiveness',
is now drifting towards a decline, it's civic fall from grace.
- Paul Virilio

People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they
lose direction and begin to bend.
- Walter Savage Landor

The effectiveness of work increases according to geometric
progression if there are no interruptions.
- Andre Maurois

Lincoln said that the Patent Office adds the flame
of interest to the light of creativity.
And that is why we need to improve the effectiveness of our Patent Office.
- Jay Inslee

Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.
- Claud Cockburn

If you improve a teacher's self-esteem,
confidence, communication skills or stress levels,
you improve that teacher's overall effectiveness across the curriculum.
- Elaine MacDonald

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things.
- Peter Drucker

A business of high principle generates greater drive
and effectiveness because people know that they can
do the right thing decisively and with confidence.
- Marvin Bower

The effectiveness of our memory banks is determined
not by the total number of facts we take in,
but the number we wish to reject.
- Jon Wynne-Tyson

We're not going to pay attention to the silliness and the petty comments.
And quite frankly, women have joined me in this effort,
and so it's not about appearances.
It's about effectiveness.
- Katherine Harris

On 'don't ask, don't tell' I was always the same.
I said we needed a complete review of the impact on
morale and battle effectiveness of 'don't ask,
don't tell' before we repeal it.
That's my position now.
Now they're trying to ram through a repeal without a -
any kind of really realistic survey done.
- John McCain

Republicans are pushing legislation forward that will
improve the effectiveness of and bring more accountability to U.S.
foreign assistance around the world and bring democracy
even further into the light.
- Virginia Foxx

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour -
people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them -
but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
- Adrian Edmondson

The effectiveness of advertising depends on the amount
and kind of product information available to consumers...
advertising will be more successful the more impoverished
the consumer's information environment.
- Michael Schudson

In the past, it was easier to believe in my own effectiveness.
If I worked hard, with good colleagues and good ideas,
we could make a difference.
But now, I sincerely doubt that.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

At the heart of these challenges lies the question
of how the institutions of the European Union make laws,
the types of laws they pass and the effectiveness with
which those laws are implemented on civil society and the economy.
- John Hutton

It takes a big cat to be number 2.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ
in color for a full hour,
there would be a considerable number of stations
which would decline to carry it on the grounds
that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
- Edward R. Murrow

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

To whom does design address itself: to the greatest number,
to the specialist of an enlightened matter,
to a privileged social class? Design addresses itself to the need.
- Charles Eames

As equality increases, so does the number of people
struggling for predominance.
- Mason Cooley

Mastery is not measured by the number of terrible
things you eliminate from your life, but by
the number of times you eliminate calling them terrible.
- Neale Donald Walsch

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

Small is the number of people who
see with their eyes
and think with their minds.
- Albert Einstein

The more a man can forget, the greater the number
of metamorphoses which his life can undergo,
the more he can remember, the more divine his life becomes.
- Soren Kierkegaard

It is the quality of the moment,
not the number of days, or events, or of actors, that imports.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are other measures of self-respect for a man,
than the number of clean shirts he puts on every day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The value of a principle is the number of things it will explain.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Civilization advances by extending the number of important
operations which we can perform without thinking of them.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Each of us is burdened by an unlimited number of
expectations (demands) that we hold for the actions of others.
We "know" that there is a right way to do things,
and are often outraged when our expectations are not met.
Usually, we are unaware that we merely
have a strong opinion and point-of-view,
and are sure that we know how everything is supposed to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the
number of the families who call upon God.
- Christopher Love

The grand aim of all science is to cover
the greatest number of empirical facts
by logical deduction from
the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
- Albert Einstein

A pure democracy is a society consisting of a small number of citizens,
who assemble and administer the government in person.
- James Madison

By nature, we are all creatures of habit.
We instinctively adopt familiar routines for most activities.
We eat about the same number of meals each day -
at more or less the same times.
We have a regular pattern of sleeping -
unless it is perturbed by illness or shift work.
Most everything we do is habitual.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I never worry about diets.
The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West

Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery,
and you lose for certain; and the greater the number
of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.
- Adam Smith

There are a number of things wrong with Washington.
One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A man is rich in proportion to
the number of things he can afford to let alone.
- Henry David Thoreau

One measure of friendship consists
not in the number of things friends can discuss,
but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
- Clifton Fadiman

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.
We grow old by deserting our ideals.
Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
- Samuel Ullman

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline
when you're a winner, when you're number one.
What you've got to have is faith and discipline
when you're not yet a winner.
- Vince Lombardi

Happiness lies in accepting everyone
in our lives EXACTLY as they are.
We cause ourselves untold misery whenever
we believe others to be imperfect and try to change them.
This is the number one rule for a happy relationship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The number of elements that have to go into a hit would break a computer down.
the right season for that play, the right historical moment,
the right tonality.
- Arthur Miller

You don't have to worry about being a number one,
number two, or number three.
Numbers don't have anything to do with placement.
Numbers only have something to do with repetition.
- Ornette Coleman

Ageing means a loss of a number of skills over time.
- Julie Bishop

I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.
- Glenn Hoddle

2005 opens with the promise of a number of substantial
direct private investments that can swiftly transform
the economy and set all sectors on a pronounced upward curve.
- Baldwin Spencer

Unfortunately, cancer is the number one killer of children in this country today,
and it destroys not only these innocent victims,
but their families as well.
- Michael McCaul

The poetic act consists of suddenly seeing that an
idea splits up into a number of equal motifs and of grouping them;
they rhyme.
- Stephane Mallarme

We fear our passage will be attended with difficulties
by reason of the great number of passingers which are
one hundred and eighty and upwards in number.
- Nathaniel Smith

I have a great interest in a number of things,
perhaps too many.
I admire people who seem to concentrate on only one
fixed discipline to the exclusion of almost everything else.
- Tom Glazer

To write regular verses destroys an infinite number of fine possibilities,
but at the same time it suggests a multitude of distant
and totally unexpected thoughts.
- Paul Valery

The Prophet defeated the enemies of Islam even when
he and his followers were small in number.
- Abu Bakar Bashir

I don't doubt a number of those ballots,
of those votes that were cast for me,
probably were intended for Vice President Gore.
- Pat Buchanan

Today, Medicare provides health insurance to about
40 million seniors and disabled individuals each year.
The number is only expected to grow as the baby boomers begin retiring.
- Jim Bunning


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