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George Morgan Quotes
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Is Abundant Success in all his honest undertakings.
- George Morgan

For my own part I continue of the same Disposition.
- George Morgan

My Cup Runneth Over - My Life Is Abundant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

And we have abundant natural energy resources in the country.
We haven't been taking adequate advantage of them,
and we can burn coal in a clean way;
we could improve the grid.
- John W. Snow


 

Unfortunately, our history has abundant examples of
patriotism being used to hurt those who express views
in disagreement with that of the majority.
- Vic Snyder

In every island of the Aegean Sea are found abundant
traces of a vast prehistoric empire.
- James Theodore Bent

The more you learn what to do with yourself,
and the more you do for others, the more you will learn
to enjoy the abundant life.
- William J. H. Boetcker


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I find it interesting that many of the people who want
to restrict fossil fuels live in well-developed countries
where abundant and affordable energy is readily available.
- Lee R. Raymond

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting,
and there is no jovial companionship equal to that
where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
- Washington Irving

The ideas of an age are most abundant where they are
not crowded by original ideas.
- Franz Grillparzer

Apply yourself both now and in the next life.
Without effort, you cannot be prosperous.
Though the land be good, You cannot have an abundant
crop without cultivation.
- Plato

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility,
of the infinitely abundant chaos.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

I think the book struck me in a few ways that I thought
very interesting to pick it as my first martial arts film.
It has a very strong female character and it was very
abundant in classic Chinese textures.
- Ang Lee

All travellers who had preceded me into the Barren
Grounds had relied on the abundant game,
and in consequence suffered dreadful hardships;
in some cases even starved to death.
- Ernest Thompson Seton

An abundant supply of excellent water,
forming a volume equal in bulk to the human body,
is conveyed by one of these pipes, and distributed about the city,
where it is used by the inhabitants for drink and other purposes.
- Hernando Cortes

Art is only a means to life, to the life more abundant.
It is not in itself the life more abundant.
It merely points the way, something which is overlooked not only by the public,
but very often by the artist himself.
In becoming an end it defeats itself.
- Henry Miller

For the Gulf States, perhaps no forage crop of which
the available seed supply is relatively abundant exceeds
the velvet bean in potential value.
This legume possesses also the ability to make a crop
when planted relatively late.
- David F. Houston

There never has been a time in our history when work
was so abundant or when wages were as high,
whether measured by the currency in which they are
paid or by their power to supply the necessaries and comforts of life.
- Benjamin Harrison

Those who invest in South Africa should not think they are doing us a favor;
they are here for what they get out of our cheap and abundant labor,
and they should know that they are buttressing one
of the most vicious systems.
- Desmond Tutu

Our cattlemen have given us the safest,
most abundant, most affordable beef supply in the world
and I trust their judgment.
And if you look at consumer confidence in this country,
so does the American public.
- Norm Coleman

For true love is inexhaustible; the more you give,
the more you have.
And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead,
the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Hydrogen holds great promise to meet many of our future energy needs,
and it addresses national security and our environmental concerns.
Hydrogen is the simplest, most abundant element in the universe.
- Dan Lipinski

Gold and silver are no doubt subject to fluctuations,
from the discovery of new and more abundant mines;
but such discoveries are rare,
and their effects, though powerful, are limited to
periods of comparatively short duration.
- David Ricardo

The United States has long thought of itself as the land of infinite plenty,
and historically we did have abundant resources.
But now we are gradually exhausting our fisheries,
our topsoil, our water.
On top of that, we're coming to the end of world resources.
- Jared Diamond

A wealthy landowner cannot cultivate and improve his
farm without spreading comfort and well-being around him.
Rich and abundant crops, a numerous population and
a prosperous countryside are the rewards for his efforts.
- Antoine Lavoisier

After about six months, I told my mother that I wanted the lessons to stop,
and she was intelligent enough not to force me to continue.
Besides, the lessons cost money, which was anything
but abundant in our household.
- Georg Solti

There is abundant proof that the opening of our ports
always tends to raise the price of foreign corn to
the price in the English market,
and not to sink the price of British corn to the price
in the continental market.
- Joseph Hume

The ease with which barley may be substituted directly
for wheat in human food and its usefulness to replace
wheat milling by-products as feed in the production
of the milk supply render its abundant production important.
- David F. Houston

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup,
only less filling.
- Dave Barry

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese
and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning
for a cup of coffee and a donut?
- Jack LaLanne

Life has loveliness to sell, all beautiful and splendid things,
blue waves whitened on a cliff, soaring fire that sways and sings,
and children's faces looking up, holding wonder like a cup.
- Sara Teasdale

Spirit is always waiting to rush into us,
but we are too full of worldly things.
It is like trying to pour fine wine into a cup filled with mud -
the wine is waiting, but the mud must be removed first.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Overflowing Cup of Tea:
The Zen Master poured his visitor's teacup full, and then kept pouring.
The visitor watched until he could no longer restrain himself.
"It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," the Zen Master said,
"you are full of your own opinions and assumptions.
How can you learn truth until you first empty your cup?"
- Traditional Zen Koan

The boy can do anything, but to be the star of the
World Cup you have got to get to the final and win it!
- Alan Hansen

I'm the leading scorer in the cup, and that's lovely,
but don't forget this is also a great moment for the whole squad,
when the two things coincide you can't ask for more.
- Alessandro Del Piero

I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough.
- Diogenes

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
- Steven Wright

The cup that went down under has now come up again.
- Sue Simmons

Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons,
and they police the world so her picture isn't on a
T-shirt or coffee cup unless we approve of it.
- Robert Wagner

People actually get sponsors based on the merits of the Cup,
not on the merits of the sailors.
- John Sweeney

He puts his right hand lightly on the cup,
I put my left, leaving the right free to transcribe,
and away we go.
We get, oh, 500 to 600 words an hour.
Better than gasoline.
- James Merrill

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West

You have to fill your cup.
You then give away the overflowing, but you keep a cupful for yourself.
- Wynonna Judd

Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick
dew-wet red berries in a cup.
- Wendell Berry

A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.
- Catherine Helen Spence

I like cappuccino, actually.
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
- David Lynch

The crowd is wonderful.
There is always a superb atmosphere in the finish area.
It's good for the World Cup.
I missed it a lot when I had to rest and it's so nice to be back here.
- Hermann Maier

The eyes of some of the fans at Davis Cup matches scare me.
There's no light in them.
Fixed emotions.
Blind worship.
Horror.
It makes me think of what happened to us long ago.
- Boris Becker

I personally think that we can win the World Cup.
We are improving with every game.
With such a young average age in the squad we can only carry on improving.
- Ruud van Nistelrooy

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full
cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
- Jean Kerr

After all these years, I'm finally into soccer.
The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group -
they're all around me,
cheering in the hotel bars.
- Art Garfunkel

Though men determine, the gods doo dispose:
and oft times many things fall out betweene the cup and the lip.
- Robert Greene

Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim.
- Lord Byron

There was a tremendous amount of disappointment in
missing the World Cup finals in 1998,
so they're getting excited about this one and I really
think we could do well in the Far East.
- Robbie Keane

The fact that the games were so close was a tribute
to the level of skill in the World Cup.
- Lorrie Fair

It has been very good here, but the World Cup game was different.
It had a different significance to it.
- Sachin Tendulkar

A jacket commemorating the Germans as champions of
the 1990 World Cup is out of date two weeks after the event has passed.
- Thomas Harrison

I would never say one was more important or more gratifying
than the next because there's a tremendous amount of work,
as you know, that goes into winning a cup.
- Mark Messier

If I am a cup maker, I'm interested in making the best cup I possibly can.
My effort goes into that cup, not what people think about it.
- Denzel Washington

I'll do whatever it takes to win games,
whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel,
handing a cup of water to a teammate,
or hitting the game-winning shot.
- Kobe Bryant

The cup of Ireland's misery has been overflowing for
centuries and is not yet half full.
- Boyle Roche

I find, in being black, a thing of beauty:
a joy;
a strength; a secret cup of gladness.
- Ossie Davis

When I get up, I have a cup of coffee,
surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run.
- Katarina Witt

The World Cup is a truly International event.
- John Motson

The World Cup needs a brilliant Brazilian team.
- Alan Hansen

Well, we've made huge strides since the 1990 World Cup,
USA '94, and obviously since '98.
Unfortunately, those strides only register with the
public once every four years.
- Lamar Hunt

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee,
a cigarette and a donut.
No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
- Jack LaLanne

A chance, as a coach, to take a team to the World Cup
finals is probably as high up the tree as it gets,
certainly with one-day cricket.
- Andy Pick

I wasn't as fit as I would of liked to have been,
going to the World Cup, but I'm not sure what difference that made.
- David Beckham

And it was where I learned how to play tennis and eventually
became captain of the tennis team at the school and
was on the Junior Davis Cup in New York City.
- Sanford I. Weill


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