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George McGovern Quotes
Funny Quotes by George McGovern

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The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy,
but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
- George McGovern

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
- George McGovern

The Establishment center...
has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history.
That war is a moral and political disaster -
a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
- George McGovern

The longer the title, the less important the job.
- George McGovern


 

You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time,
it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
- George McGovern

I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention
of dropping him from the ticket.
- George McGovern

I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker
and lets the big dope racketeer go free.
- George McGovern


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The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
- George McGovern

Politics is an act of faith; you have to show some
kind of confidence in the intellectual and moral capacity of the public.
- George McGovern

No man should advocate a course in private that he's
ashamed to admit in public.
- George McGovern

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
- George Washington

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott PHOTO

The man form is higher than the angel form;
of all forms it is the highest.
Man is the highest being in creation,
because he aspires to freedom.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Dreams pass into the reality of action.
From the actions stems the dream again;
and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
- Anais Nin

The human spirit ranges across a truly amazing
diversity of experiences and emotions -
the highest peaks and the lowest valleys.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
- Howard Zinn

The highest result of education is tolerance.
- Helen Keller

The highest reward for a person's toil
is not what they get for it,
but what they become by it.
- John Ruskin

The highest God and the innermost God is one God.
- Ernest Holmes

Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes

The highest revelation is that God is in every man.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The highest education is that which
does not merely give us information
but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

So, to really execute design in its highest form and making people feel joy,
that's a great reward.
- Genevieve Gorder

Friendship, like credit, is highest when it is not used.
- Elbert Hubbard

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau

Faith is the highest passion in a human being.
Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Morality is of the highest importance -
but for us, not for God.
- Albert Einstein

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
- Winston Churchill

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

From the equality of rights springs identity of our highest interests;
you cannot subvert your neighbor's rights without striking
a dangerous blow at your own.
- Carl Schurz

The physician's highest calling, his only calling,
is to make sick people healthy - to heal,
as it is termed.
- Samuel Hahnemann

Today, when the winds of adversity blow strong,
redirect their force into the
service of your highest intention.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The highest thinkers of the ages,
the seers of the tribes and the nations,
have been optimists.
- Helen Keller

If it is surely the means to the highest end we know,
can any work be humble or disgusting?
Will it not rather be elevating as a ladder,
the means by which we are translated?
- Henry David Thoreau

As many raindrops join to form a great river of water,
many souls join their highest intent to form
the river of evolved consciousness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There comes that mysterious meeting in life
when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be,
igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
- Rusty Berkus

Giving is the highest expression of our power.
- Vivian Greene

The highest proof of the spirit is love.
Love is the eternal thing which men can already
on earth possess as it really is.
- Albert Schweitzer

Poetry should...
should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts,
and appear almost a remembrance.
- John Keats

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce

Reverence for life is the highest court of appeal.
- Albert Schweitzer

The highest possible stage in moral culture
is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
- Charles Darwin

The highest and most beautiful things in life
are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but,
if one will, are to be lived.
- Soren Kierkegaard

I see humanity now as one vast plant,
needing for its highest fulfillment only love,
the natural blessings of the great outdoors,
and intelligent crossing and selection.
- Luther Burbank

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best.
- William Arthur Ward

The highest result of education is tolerance.
Long ago men fought and died for their faith;
but it took ages to teach them the other kind of courage, -
the courage to recognize the faiths of their brethren
and their rights of conscience.
- Helen Keller

Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest
aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise...
specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine.
- Allan Bloom

I offer you peace.
I offer you love.
I offer you friendship.
I see your beauty.
I hear your need.
I feel your feelings.
My wisdom flows from the Highest Source.
I salute that Source in you.
Let us work together for unity and love.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

An individual who breaks a law that
conscience tells him is unjust,
and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment
in order to arouse the conscience
of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

One who breaks an unjust law
that conscience tells him is unjust,
and who willingly accepts
the penalty of imprisonment
in order to arouse the conscience
of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that, seize the opportunity
to sharpen those qualities even more sharply
by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What if happiness were found in the serenity of simple pleasures.
What if we didn't need the newest gizmo... the highest high?
What if happiness is in the air we breathe...
slowly, deeply, and consciously?
What if happiness is one fresh grape, savored with gratitude?
What if happiness is in our oneness with all creation?
What if happiness is about enjoying life exactly as it comes to us -
without chasing after it?
What if happiness is something we CHOOSE...
regardless of our circumstances?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sharpen your pencil as you create the story of your life.
Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that,
seize the opportunity to sharpen those qualities
even more sharply by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I submit that an individual who breaks the law
that conscience tells him is unjust
and willingly accepts the penalty by staying in jail
to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice,
is in reality expressing the very highest respect for law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is one rule for the industrialist and that is:
Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible,
paying the highest wages possible.
- Henry Ford

There is a hugely underserved population out there...
those who are the least capable of paying pay the highest.
- James Cameron

If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest.
- Publilius Syrus

If I were hanged on the highest hill,
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
I know whose love would follow me still Mother o' mine,
O mother o' mine!
- Rudyard Kipling

He who is firmly seated in authority soon learns to think security,
and not progress, the highest lesson in statecraft.
- James Russell Lowell

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer
you for being a servant of his.
- Billy Sunday

The best real-estate investments with the highest yields
are in working-class neighborhoods,
because fancy properties are overpriced.
- Jane Bryant Quinn

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end.
It is itself the highest political end.
- Lord Acton

The analysis of character is the highest human entertainment.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

I've experienced the highest of highs and lowest of lows.
I think to really appreciate anything you have to be
at both ends of the spectrum.
- John Elway

Being a singer is a natural gift.
It means I'm using to the highest degree possible the
gift that God gave me to use.
I'm happy with that.
- Aretha Franklin

One could write a history of science in reverse by
assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority
about what could not be done and could never happen.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The public impression is that the government,
industry or the highest bidder can buy a scientist
to add credibility to any message.
That crucial quality of impartiality is being lost.
- Johnny Ball

It is a strange trade that of advocacy.
Your intellect, your highest heavenly gift is hung
up in the shop window like a loaded pistol for sale.
- Thomas Carlyle

The only road to the highest stations in this country is that of the law.
- William Joyce

Obviously, the highest type of efficiency is that which
can utilize existing material to the best advantage.
- Jawaharlal Nehru


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