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George Martin Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Martin

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We're lucky, real lucky.
Our friends lost their house.
We just had some burning embers put holes in the screens.
- George Martin

When you extend life span, that's really something.
That's hard to do.
- George Martin

He was definitely a father figure for all of us.
Once you were a Giant, you were always a Giant.
- George Martin

And the young people in the 1960's identified with it immediately,
because, I guess the young people had been having years of repression really.
They felt that the, you know, after the war everything was very austere,
particularly in Europe.
- George Martin


 

I think that one of the nice things about the Yellow
Submarine movie is that it seems to be perennial.
People enjoy watching from each generation.
And it was like the Beatles themselves.
You know the Beatles seem to find new audience each
time another generation comes along.
- George Martin

Because when the film was first mooted,
the Beatles didn't like the idea at all.
In fact they wouldn't have any part in it.
And when Brian had committed them, it was part of a
deal he did with United Artists,
I think.
- George Martin

Well, I think, I certainly used backward music in Sea of Monsters.
I can't remember in the Sea of Time.
I would tend to do that all the time,
you know? I tended to do all sorts of weird things.
Just to get effects.
- George Martin


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Well, again working strictly to the film,
where you had this lovely, lovely land of brightness and color.
And everybody is smiling and happy and butterflies
flitting around and it was that kind of image that,
it was like a dream world, really.
- George Martin

What I was trying to convey there was the kind of waste
land that was left after the war.
It was a bit like one always thinks of war,
you know, stark scenery and no birds,
no trees, no leaves, nothing living.
And just emptiness.
- George Martin

It is rare to find a business partner who is selfless.
If you are lucky it happens once in a lifetime.
- Michael Eisner

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- Stanley Weiser

Perhaps people, and kids especially,
are spoiled today,
because all the kids today have cars,
it seems.
When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
- James Cagney

Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong

Mammograms are really sort of a gift.
You can either catch something early or count your
lucky stars because nothing was discovered.
Either way, you're ahead of the game.
- Charlotte Ross

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate.
- Eva Herzigova

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I'm lucky because I have a job I love.
I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed,
seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies.
I have a couple cats.
I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on
the road so I wont see him for a while.
I feel bad.
- Michelle Branch

For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White

I've been lucky - I've been an actor for eight years
and I've never been out of work.
- Kent McCord

You just never know when movies are going to take off or not.
The lucky thing about this was that it didn't cost a lot of money,
and therefore there wasn't loads of pressure on me.
- Sam Mendes

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you
and share herself and sleep with you,
make that your secret.
The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.
- Rip Torn

You can only be lucky if you have a place to record.
- Edwin Starr

Let no man be called happy before his death.
Till then, he is not happy, only lucky.
- Solon

I am what I am and, you know, I'm a very lucky guy.
- Michael Bloomberg

I'm lucky enough that directors sometimes seek me out
for little projects that people don't even know about,
that just surface later on.
- Laura Dern

You philosophers are lucky men.
You write on paper and paper is patient.
Unfortunate Empress that I am, I write on the susceptible skins of living beings.
- Catherine the Great

I was very lucky.
I started my own commercial company.
- Richard Donner

I never put my arms around John Gotti,
Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.
- Robert Stack

I mean I don't really think about it.
You know, do you know what I often say to myself? I
think you're very lucky in life if you know what you want to do.
- Andrew Lloyd Webber

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise,
has made them lucky.
- Michel de Montaigne

I was lucky because logarithmic plots are a device of the devil.
- Charles Francis Richter

I'm one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist.
I'm just the lucky one to be standing in the center,
telling them how to play.
- Eugene Ormandy

I was very lucky all three newspapers approached me
and asked me to draw their cartoons for them.
- Jonathan Shapiro

It was always easy for me.
I was born very rich and lucky.
- Yahoo Serious

I've been lucky to listen to lots of different types of music.
- Elvis Costello

I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
- Sharon Osbourne

I've goten to work with some great people.
I've been really lucky.
- Corey Haim

I do think that, for instance, we've been very lucky
to have theatrical careers and be associated with Shakespeare
which sometimes gives you a kind of bogus kudos.
- Kenneth Branagh

I was very young when we got married and I don't know
why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough
to know that this was the right guy,
but somehow I got lucky.
- Kyra Sedgwick

There is no question that everybody who works in show
business is lucky because of the number of people who
wish they where working in show business.
- Brent Spiner

In the laughing times we know that we are lucky,
and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed.
And we will not be alone.
- Dar Williams

Ninety-seven is my lucky number.
- Antonia Fraser

I haven't had to struggle very much.
I haven't paid my dues.
I think I have been lucky.
- Colin Firth

I feel so very grateful to have the voice God gave me.
It takes a lot of rest and training to sing,
and I was lucky that I found a great teacher when I first moved to New York.
- Judy Collins

I've just been really lucky to not be too much of a stereotype.
- Marisa Tomei

Well, I think I am a very, very lucky person.
I'm very fortunate.
- David Dinkins

I am exceedingly lucky that my voice,
along with perfect pitch and perfect rhythm,
was given me at birth.
- Kate Smith

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.
And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
- Yogi Berra

I'm lucky.
Lord, I'm lucky.
- Carroll O'Connor

I think of myself as an enormously lucky person.
- Kate DiCamillo

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
- Ruby Wax

I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show
written by George and Ira Gershwin.
Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.
- Ethel Merman

I'm lucky to be in a profession where you can keep getting better.
- Cy Coleman

I was lucky enough to see with my own eyes the recent stock-market crash,
where they lost several million dollars,
a rabble of dead money that went sliding off into the sea.
- Federico Garcia Lorca

I like to go for a walk or swimming or in the garden when I can.
It's a busy kind of life, but I guess I'm lucky.
- Brian May

The good parts of a book may be only something a writer
is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck
of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
- Ernest Hemingway

I think I have been very lucky as far as my acting career goes.
- Natasha Henstridge

I'm one of the lucky writers: plots come easily to me.
- Caroline B. Cooney

We've been remarkably lucky in that we've been free
to make the movies we've wanted to make the way we've wanted to make them.
They've all been made for a price.
- Joel Coen

And then I was lucky enough to get the opportunity to go to China in 1980,
which was quite early.
- John Pomfret

Call no man happy until he is dead, but only lucky.
- Solon

I've been lucky.
I've met a lot of baseball people, and I've learned
to value people who talk -
people who talk well and in long sentences and even long paragraphs.
- Roger Angell

I'm so lucky.
I have such a great support system.
All I have to do is run.
- Cathy Freeman

God's dice always have a lucky roll.
- Sophocles

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage,
and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.
- Joel Madden

I'm lucky in having found the perfect partner to spend my life with.
- Sara Paretsky

I'm very lucky, I'm happy with life because my experiences
led me to do what I had to do.
I don't have any regrets whatsoever.
- Van Morrison

I had a great time with baseball growing up.
I was lucky to grow up with it and to learn.
- Nick Johnson

With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town.
- Helena Bonham Carter


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