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George III Quotes
Funny Quotes by George III

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Was there ever such stuff as great as part of Shakespeare?
Only one must not say so!
But what think you? - What? - Is there not sad stuff? What? -
What?
- George III

Once vigorous measures appear to be the only means
left of bringing the Americans to a due submission to the mother country,
the colonies will submit.
- George III

A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me.
- George III

Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well? I am glad of that,
for there was nothing in it.
- George III


 

Born and educated in this country, I glory in the name of Briton.
- George III

Knavery seems to be so much a the striking feature
of its inhabitants that it may not in the end be an
evil that they will become aliens to this kingdom.
- George III

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein


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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
- H. L. Mencken

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran PHOTO

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter PHOTO

Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom,
but Babbling is ever a folly.
- Benjamin Franklin

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I consider my greatest accomplishment to be lifelong celibacy.
- Isaac Newton
(discoverer of the laws of gravitation and motion,
famous mathematician, and perhaps the greatest scientist ever)

We are all atheists about most of the gods
that societies have ever believed in.
Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal PHOTO

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy PHOTO

Nothing you do for a child is ever wasted.
- Garrison Keillor PHOTO

Grant That I May Radiate Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Joy, and Thy Peace,
to All Those Around Me
and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
- C. S. Lewis

Life is now.
There was never a time when your life was not now,
nor will there ever be.
- Eckhart Tolle

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving -
I have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring me to this moment.
I give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of my courage and the cold sweat of my fear.
I accept gratefully the entirety of my past and my present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Suffering is everywhere. Don't ever think it isn't.
So are miracles. Don't ever think they aren't.
- Jewel

The road to perdition has ever been
accompanied by lip service to an ideal.
- Albert Einstein

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

We must free ourselves of the hope
that the sea will ever rest.
We must learn to sail in high winds.
- Aristotle Onassis

No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge

Life is greater than you have ever known it.
- Ernest Holmes

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Do you ever question why our educational system
teaches competition rather than cooperation?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

Teach and practice, practice and teach - that is all we have;
that is all we are good for; that is all we ever ought to do.
- Ernest Holmes

Being part of the natural world reminds me
that innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

One may as well dam for water tanks
the people's cathedrals and churches,
for no holier temple has ever
been consecrated by the heart of man.
- John Muir

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska

I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever
wanted to leave our house.
- Anthony Anderson

For me, nothing has ever taken precedence over being
a mother and having a family and a home.
- Jessica Lange

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton

The best money advice ever given me was from my father.
When I was a little girl, he told me,
'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'
- Dinah Shore

Nobody ever gets to see what could have been.
- the 2010 movie Charlie St. Cloud

Nothing is ever going to work out the way you want,
so you may as well choose to want the way life does work out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee,
I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.
- Danielle Berry

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
- Jack Nicklaus

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth
can ever turn it into a fact.
- Honore de Balzac

There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I unconditionally forgive myself for everything
that I have ever done, said, or thought
that has caused me harm or suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the eternity of all creation,
I am the only ME that ever will be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
- Henry Ward Beecher

For every person who has ever lived there has come,
at last, a spring he will never see.
Glory then in the springs that are yours.
- Pam Brown

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards
than being a father to my children.
- Bill Cosby

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

Only those who can leave behind everything they
have ever believed in can hope to escape.
- William S. Burroughs

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we
have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
- Robert Orben

No one has ever become poor by giving.
- Anne Frank

Nothing big ever came from being small.
- William J. Clinton

Life is ever giving of Itself.
We must receive, utilize and extend the gift.
Success and prosperity are spiritual attributes
belonging to all people.
- Ernest Holmes

Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having,
except as a result of hard work.
- Booker T. Washington


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