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George Herbert Mead Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Herbert Mead

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Take the situation of a scientist solving a problem,
where he has certain data, which call for certain responses.
Some of this set of data call for his applying such and such a law,
while others call for another law.
- George Herbert Mead

Our specious present as such is very short.
We do, however, experience passing events;
part of the process of the passage of events is directly there in our experience,
including some of the past and some of the future.
- George Herbert Mead

My father would take me to the playground,
and put me on mood swings.
- Jay London

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller


 

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr


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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her,
and after half an hour
I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- the movie Take the Money and Run (1969)

Take care of the sense
and the sounds will take care of themselves.
- Lewis Carroll

In those days he was wiser than he is now;
he used to frequently take my advice.
- Winston Churchill

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong PHOTO

Could a greater miracle take place
than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?
- Henry David Thoreau PHOTO

Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step - large and small -
with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

Angels can fly because they can take themselves lightly.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton PHOTO

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

Every tomorrow has two handles.
We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety
or the handle of faith.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I Act with Bold Courage:
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step -
large and small - with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap
whence everyone must take an equal portion,
most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
- Socrates

CHOOSE your future, and take ACTION -
be the hammer, not the nail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

Persevere in moving toward highly worthwhile but difficult goals.
In smaller issues, take an easier course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take charge of your life!
You are responsible to yourself - not to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take risks: if you win, you will be happy;
if you lose, you will be wise.
- Anonymous

The biggest adventure you can take is
to live the life of your dreams.
- Oprah Winfrey

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear
to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.
- Sylvester Stallone

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated;
you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- David Lloyd George

During the first period of a man's life
the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Take a deep breath and do the difficult thing first.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning

Take the initiative - don't wait for life to come to you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
- Henry David Thoreau

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We take refuge in pride,
because we are afraid to tell the truth to ourselves.
- Kakuzo Okakura

Take a chance! All life is a chance.
The man who goes farthest is generally
the one who is willing to do and dare.
- Dale Carnegie

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

Life is all in the perspective we take on it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we want to direct our lives,
we must take control of our consistent actions.
It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives,
but what we do consistently.
- Anthony Robbins

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.
- Danny Kaye

With courage, you will dare to take risks,
have the strength to be compassionate,
and the wisdom to be humble.
Courage is the foundation of integrity.
- Keshavan Nair

Take Action - Now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is 'take-home
pay' because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.
- Charles A. Jaffe

You don't take a photograph, you make it.
- Ansel Adams

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung

I get whatever placidity I have from my father.
But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin.
- Norma Shearer

When in doubt, take more time.
- John Zimmerman

If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery
as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man.
All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are,
the more they are frightened.
- George S. Patton

Set Goals - Take Action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If there were no schools to take the children away
from home part of the time,
the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
- Edward W. Howe


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