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George Harrison Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Harrison

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece,
but not too much.
- George Harrison

Gossip is the Devil's radio.
- George Harrison

The Beatles saved the world from boredom.
- George Harrison

I'll give up this sort of touring madness certainly,
but music-everything is based on music.
No, I'll never stop my music.
- George Harrison


 

With our love, we could save the world.
- George Harrison

We were the Spice Boys.
- George Harrison

America has everything, why should they want us.
- George Harrison


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The nicest thing is to open the newspapers and not
to find yourself in them.
- George Harrison

The Beatles will go on and on.
- George Harrison

After all we did for Britain, selling that corduroy and making it swing,
all we got was a bit of tin on a piece of leather.
- George Harrison

I wanted to be successful, not famous.
- George Harrison

The biggest break in my career was getting into the Beatles in 1962.
The second biggest break since then is getting out of them.
- George Harrison

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high -
I mean so high that you can walk on the water,
that high-that's where I'm going.
- George Harrison

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion
as long as John Lennon remains dead.
- George Harrison

As long as you hate, there will be people to hate.
- George Harrison

Hippies are so phoney and fake.
- George Harrison

Try to realize it's all within yourself no one else can make you change,
and to see you're only very small and life flows on
within you and without you.
- George Harrison

You've got as many lives as you like,
and more, even ones you don't want.
- George Harrison

When you've seen beyond yourself, then you may find,
peace of mind is waiting there.
- George Harrison

I'll play what you want or I won't play at all.
- George Harrison

The Beatles will exist without us.
- George Harrison

We were talking about the space between us all and
the people who hide themselves behind a wall of illusion.
Never glimpse the truth - then it's far too late when they pass away.
- George Harrison

The world used us as an excuse to go mad.
- George Harrison

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James

The world's mental.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The whole problem with the world is that
fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
- Bertrand Russell

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra

I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor

The reason why the world lacks unity,
and lies broken and in heaps,
is, because man is disunited with himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw

The traveler sees what he sees,
the tourist sees what he has come to see.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
- Lewis Carroll

It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy,
that the world owes the world more than the world can pay.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein

Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll

The cleansing fire of Spirit
consumes the troubles of this world.
Feed your concerns to the fire.
Breathe deeply and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am not the same having seen the moon shine
on the other side of the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If we cannot now end our differences,
at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
- John F. Kennedy

Today is a day to honor other cultures.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

A Single Generosity Enlarges the World.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not.
- Bono

Try a new perspective on diversity.
Across the country and around the world,
we are all one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil,
no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads.
This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world.
The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Our honorable and worthy ancestors knew that the world was flat,
motionless, and the center of the universe.
They knew the human body could not withstand
the forces of traveling faster than 19 mph.
They knew that the way to salvation was
exorcising witches and slaying non-believers.
They knew that it was a mortal sin to marry
someone of a different skin color.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The hope of a secure and livable world
lies with disciplined nonconformists
who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.


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