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I could prove God statistically.
Take the human body alone - the chances that all the
functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity.
- George Gallup

Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion.
When a president or any other leader pays attention to poll results,
he is, in effect, paying attention to the views of the people.
Any other interpretation is nonsense.
- George Gallup

I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard

A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope


 

There was a time when a man was so convinced
that the world was round
that he was determined to prove it.
- Ernest Holmes

There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein

The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
- Ernie Banks

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Spike Milligan

It takes vision and courage to create -
it takes faith and courage to prove.
- Owen D. Young

There has to be evil so that
good can prove its purity above it.
- The Buddha

Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who
listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity,
for they shall live forever.
Forever.
- Khalil Gibran

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right;
a single experiment can prove me wrong.
- Albert Einstein

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence,
our servant may prove to be our executioner.
- Omar N. Bradley

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
The Republicans are the party that says government
doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided
for the souls of men I do not know,
I cannot prove.
But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that,
if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams,
it will transcend them.
- Henry Norris Russell

You cannot demonstrate an emotion or prove an aspiration.
- John Morley

The strongest arguments prove nothing so long as the
conclusions are not verified by experience.
Experimental science is the queen of sciences and the goal of all speculation.
- Roger Bacon

I know nothing about producing TV drama and any involvement
on my part is liable to prove an obstacle to the producers,
so I prefer to be a cheerleader and let them get on with it.
- Bernard Cornwell

It's also a reasonable scientific program to look at
the dynamics of the standard model and to try to prove
from that dynamics that it is computationally capable.
- Seth Lloyd

One of the chief tasks of any dialogue with the Gentile
world is to prove that the distinction between anti-Semitism
and anti-Zionism is not a distinction at all.
- Abba Eban

I didn't want my parents to support me.
I wanted to prove that I could do it by myself.
- Linda Vester

I didn't feel I had to prove anything more.
- Miguel Indurain

All the arguments to prove man's superiority cannot shatter this hard fact:
in suffering the animals are our equals.
- Peter Singer

Literature is without proofs.
By which it must be understood that it cannot prove,
not only what it says, but even that it is worth the trouble of saying it.
- Roland Barthes

I went overseas hoping to prove that all our POWs were home.
I came back convinced that they were still alive.
- Bo Gritz

People might find me attractive, but it's also my job
to prove that I can be intelligent.
- Portia de Rossi

I really do inhabit a system in which words are capable
of shaking the entire structure of government,
where words can prove mightier than ten military divisions.
- Vaclav Havel

I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around
these people like restaurant owners do,
because eventually I am going to have to prove to my
kids that once I was an actor!
- Josh Hartnett

I need say no more, to prove that slavery is entirely
unlike the servitude in the patriarchal families.
- Gerrit Smith

My whole life I've been trying to prove I'm not just yesterday.
- Roddy McDowall

The time horizon may be too long for sole reliance on market solutions -
but perhaps the inventiveness of the financial services
industry will prove me wrong that point!
- John Bruton

A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I don't feel as though I have to prove anything to anybody.
- Patti LaBelle

A rich man without charity is a rogue;
and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.
- Henry Fielding

Many activities and team play participation will give
you a training that will prove invaluable later on in life.
- Walter Annenberg

The aim of our studies is to prove that color is the
most relative means of artistic expression,
that we never really perceive what color is physically.
- Josef Albers

The best theology would need no advocates;
it would prove itself.
- Karl Barth

The thing is, if you believe in the unconscious -
and I do -
there's room for all kinds of possibilities that I
don't know how you prove one way or another.
- Jasper Johns

Why argue about things you can't prove?
- William Ruckelshaus

While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh,
science, in many cases, is yet to prove why.
- Allen Klein

You prove your worth with your actions,
not with your mouth.
- Jean Paul

Then this will only prove again and again,
that Monarchy in Germany is he longer capable of a national act.
- Ferdinand Lassalle

My dad told me that no one could ever make it as a writer,
that my chances were equivalent to winning the lottery -
which was good for me,
because I like to have something to prove.
- Poppy Z. Brite

I am more fond of achieving than striving.
My theories must prove to be facts or be discarded as worthless.
My efforts must soon be crowned with success,
or discontinued.
- Carolyn Wells

It's afterwards you realize that the feeling of happiness
you had with a man didn't necessarily prove that you loved him.
- Marguerite Duras

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart,
but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
- Don Herold

Our reason may prove what it will: our reason is only
a feeble ray that has issued from Nature.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

No phallic hero, no matter what he does to himself
or to another to prove his courage,
ever matches the solitary, existential courage of the woman who gives birth.
- Andrea Dworkin

One of the comments that we've heard that has really
blessed us is people have been driven back to the book
of Revelation to prove us wrong only to find that what we said was there.
- Tim LaHaye

If you can prove to me that one miracle took place,
I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.
- Edward Fitzgerald

Jesters do often prove prophets.
- Joseph Addison

First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person.
Then maybe I'll convince myself that I'm an actress.
- Marilyn Monroe

I've got no need to prove to myself that I can do Shakespeare.
I've done it.
- Anthony Hopkins

How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear,
in order to prove that they are right.
- Robert Mallet

I think I'm the most positive guy still going in my generation,
and I'm out there to prove that.
- Luther Allison

I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong,
but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden,
by simply locking you up.
- Karel Capek

That is the definition of faith - acceptance of that
which we imagine to be true,
that which we cannot prove.
- Dan Brown

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it,
there's no way you can prove anything!
- Nancy Cartwright

I don't believe it.
Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
- Douglas Adams

I had that thing of wanting to prove I was a tough kid.
- Scott Caan

FOr a while, I'd never had the opportunity to prove
on TV that I could play the piano.
- Maurice Gibb

One of the beautiful things about baseball is that
every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to,
and where you have to, reach down and prove something.
- Nolan Ryan

I don't have to prove my life.
I just have to live.
- Daniel Berrigan

When history looks back, it will prove what I'll die knowing.
- Jack Kevorkian

God's justice, tardy though it prove perchance,
Rests never on the track until it reach Delinquency.
- Robert Browning Hamilton

I'm at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.
- Rex Harrison

I think that I was being much more uptight about those things before.
I feel like I really don't have to prove anything at
this point other than what I'm doing.
- Diana Krall

I ask myself why I do it.
Maybe it's to prove I'm still around.
It takes a lot out of my body.
I'm not an NBA player anymore.
At my age, very few people can handle it.
- Jerry Stiller

Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Great champions have an enormous sense of pride.
The people who excel are those who are driven to show
the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.
- Nancy Lopez


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