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George Galloway Quotes
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I'm an advocate of the great Dr. Johnson, the English
man of letters who said that patriotism was the last refuge of the scoundrel.
- George Galloway

It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio,
thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.
- George Galloway

I'm demanding to be prosecuted.
I'm begging to be prosecuted for perjury.
- George Galloway

I have never solicited nor received money from Iraq
for our campaign against war and sanctions.
I have never seen a barrel of oil, never owned one,
never bought one, never sold one.
- George Galloway


 

The big tyrants never face justice.
- George Galloway

Even if you only counted the votes that actually made
it through the hoops in order to be cast,
the president was really Al Gore.
- George Galloway

Anyone will say anything under torture.
- George Galloway


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I've had more than 12,000 emails from the United States.
It's not easy in the United States to find out the
email address of a British parliamentarian.
- George Galloway

It is only losers that are prosecuted.
- George Galloway

I've never had a penny through oil deals and no one
has produced a shred of evidence that I have.
- George Galloway

There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow
the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people.
- George Galloway

I came to declare that I am a friend to Arabs,
at a time when it is not easy to be friend to Arabs,
because nowadays those who have ambitions and interests would not befriend Arab.
- George Galloway

MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant,
is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain.
- George Galloway

I think that both men, Bush and Blair,
will be damned in history.
Both men have made their respective countries the two
most hated countries in the world.
- George Galloway

We say here that if you fall down in the United States,
the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
- George Galloway

George Bush doesn't represent any civilization!
- George Galloway

Some things are too important to be left to the private sector.
- George Galloway

I am an opponent of Saddam Hussein, but an opponent also,
of the sanctions that have killed a million Iraqi children
and an opponent of the United States' apparent desire
to plunge the Middle East into a new and devastating war.
- George Galloway

Tony Blair will be remembered for nothing other than
that he followed George W. Bush over a cliff; took
the rest of us with them,
and we haven't yet reached the bottom,
I'm afraid.
- George Galloway

Henry Kissinger is the greatest living war criminal in the world today,
with the blood of millions of people in Vietnam and
Cambodia and Laos and Chile and East Timor on his hands.
He will never appear in a court or be behind bars.
- George Galloway

I advocate speaking words of love
with all the sincerity that can be mustered,
as frequently as possible.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The challenge is to lend conviction even to the voices
which advocate views I find personally abhorrent,
whether they are political Islamists or officers justifying a coup.
- Orhan Pamuk

To advocate a New Order was to seek freedom and respect
for peoples without prejudice,
and to seek a stable basis for the existence all peoples,
equally, and free of threats.
- Hideki Tojo

I am aware that in presenting myself as the advocate
of the Indians and their rights,
I shall stand very much alone.
- Sam Houston

I am not just a celebrity, I'm a human-rights advocate for the last 20 years.
- Bianca Jagger

To me, a feminist belongs in the same category as a
humanist or an advocate for human rights.
I don't see why someone who's a feminist should be thought of differently.
- Suzanne Vega

I do not think that there is a reputable scientist
on this planet who would advocate using this technology
to generate a human child as was just announced.
- Robert Lanza

I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking,
but I'm no angel.
I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
- Calvin Klein

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions,
but laws and institutions must go hand in hand
with the progress of the human mind.
As that becomes more developed, more enlightened,
as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered
and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances,
institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
- Thomas Jefferson [inscribed in the Jefferson Memorial]

I've always tried to be fair, even-handed,
not an advocate for any group.
- Dan Rather

The loudest voices we hear are those who advocate conflict,
divisiveness.
- John C. Danforth

The weapon of the advocate is the sword of the soldier,
not the dagger of the assassin.
- Alexander Cockburn

If the United Nations is to survive,
those who represent it must bolster it;
those who advocate it must submit to it;
and those who believe in it must fight for it.
- Norman Cousins

No man should advocate a course in private that he's
ashamed to admit in public.
- George McGovern

I want to be an advocate for the people who don't have
time to read the newspaper...
or the money to make a political contribution.
- Richard J. Codey

Let me be clear: There is no stronger advocate for
civil liberties in the Senate than myself.
- Saxby Chambliss

Corporate partners help UNICEF fund our programmes for children,
advocate with us on their behalf, or facilitate our work through logistical,
technical, research or supply support.
- Carol Bellamy

I am not unaware how unpopular on this floor are the
sentiments I am about to advocate.
- Benjamin F. Wade

As a dedicated and proud father of three,
I am a strong advocate of life.
I value life whether born or unborn.
- Gresham Barrett

Can one preach at home inequality of races and nations
and advocate abroad good-will towards all men?
- Dorothy Thompson

It may surprise people to know that I advocate the
reform of the United Nations,
not its abolishment.
- Jesse Helms

The opposition has moved from a blaming the victim
to blaming the victim's advocate's statistics.
Irrespective of what the numbers are,
it's far too many.
- Patricia Ireland

Let me be clear: I am not an advocate of censorship.
- Mike Rogers

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence,
or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

To be President of the United States,
sir, is to act as advocate for a blind,
venomous, and ungrateful client.
- John Updike

As I say, I'm a discourse advocate.
What form it comes is less important to me than the
fact that there is discourse.
- Jim Lehrer

I think film is a very powerful advocate and message carrier.
- Estelle Morris

You never really know until you put the movie in front of an audience.
I am a big advocate of screenings, which are getting
harder and harder to do nowadays.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

Our universities advocate fragmentation in their course systems.
- Arthur Erickson

Without an advocate for the poor, without a new state of mind in America,
the country lies on the brink of anarchy.
- Louis Farrakhan

I will continue to advocate for a strong federal government
role to establish the production,
storage and distribution networks needed to support a hydrogen economy.
- Albert Wynn

JAG is an acronym for the Judge Advocate General,
which is the judicial system of the military.
- Catherine Bell

I hope you're representing the devil's advocate.
- Charles Olson

I am running for governor of Kentucky as the people's advocate.
- Sonny Landham

I was conducted in the evening to a tavern where several
of the weavers who advocate the principles of the People's
Charter were in the habit of assembling.
- Henry Mayhew

It is quite true - in fact, obvious on the surface -
that the vast majority of dramatic shows and comedies,
as well, advocate a liberal and humanistic and relativistic lifestyle and concept.
- Pat Boone

To the families of special needs children all across
this country I have a message for you:
for years you have sought to make America a more welcoming
place for your sons and daughters,
and I pledge to you that if we're elected,
you will have a friend, an advocate,
in The White House.
- Sarah Palin

I have a son, Mason, who is disabled -
cerebral palsy -
and he does not walk independently,
sit independently or speak.
He uses a talking computer.
I started becoming an advocate for him when he was 3 years old.
- Laura San Giacomo

I didn't get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and yet,
by virtue of this show and how we handle the subject
matter that we've been given,
that's kind of how it's evolved in certain ways.
- Christopher Meloni

Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate.
And there just hadn't been any radio that did that.
And so they weren't trained - they had developed all
these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
- Al Franken

If one seeks to analyze experiences and reactions to the first postwar years,
I hope one may say without being accused of bias that
it is easier for the victor than for the vanquished to advocate peace.
- Gustav Stresemann

No man can call himself liberal, or radical,
or even a conservative advocate of fair play,
if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home,
or in the office.
- Gloria Steinem

We can still find middle ground, truly secure our borders,
deal with those already here and address our labor needs.
But those who advocate giving current illegal aliens
and future guest workers a special path to citizenship must compromise.
- John Shadegg

During practically all of my public life,
I have been a sincere advocate of an agreement between
the leading nations of the world to set up all the
necessary international machinery that would bring
about a practical abolition of war between civilized nations.
- George William Norris

As a former professional patient advocate,
I believe prescription drugs are an essential part
of high-quality medical treatment,
and I supported enactment of the Medicare Prescription
Drug and Modernization Act.
- Sue Kelly

My answer to those who oppose my appointment as CEO
is that this is really a decision of the YWCA.
They want to strengthen their grassroots to advocate
on behalf of women's and children's empowerment and ending racism.
- Patricia Ireland

I think the people will- who advocate having a step
back and read those public opinion polls on the front
page of the newspapers all over this country saying
public supports restoration in restoration of the Everglades,
protection of the parks and the creation of monuments.
- Bruce Babbitt

It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time,
it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time!
So it's actually very important for me because I'm
actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!
- Leslie Nielsen

Depending on what your interest in theater is,
I always recommend working on plays.
It's a great way to be introduced to the field,
and also a great way to be seen by agents and representation.
I'm also a great advocate for studying acting at a
drama school or a college.
- Chiwetel Ejiofor

In this work I have received the opposition of a number
of men who only advocate the unobtainable because the
immediately possible is beyond their moral courage,
administrative ability, and their political prescience.
- John Burns

Things are still in early stages, but one can imagine
that as we build up and systematize our theories of these associations,
and try to boil them down to their core,
the result might point us toward the sort of fundamental principles I advocate.
- David Chalmers


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