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George G. Simpson Quotes
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Now we do have many examples of transitional sequences.
- George G. Simpson

Of course the orders all converge backward in time,
to different degrees.
- George G. Simpson

Almost all paleontologists recognize that the discovery
of a complete transition is in any case unlikely.
- George G. Simpson

Splitting and gradual divergence of genera is exemplified
very well and in a large variety of organisms.
- George G. Simpson


 

Man is the result of a purposeless and materialistic
process that did not have him in mind.
He was not planned.
- George G. Simpson

He is a state of matter, a form of life,
a sort of animal, and a species of the Order Primates,
akin nearly or remotely to all of life and indeed to all that is material.
- George G. Simpson

The fact - not theory - that evolution has occurred
and the Darwinian theory as to how it occurred have
become so confused in popular opinion that the distinction must be stressed.
- George G. Simpson


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Most of the dogmatic religions have exhibited a perverse
talent for taking the wrong side on the most important
concepts in the material universe,
from the structure of the solar system to the origin of man.
- George G. Simpson

Darwin (1859) recognized the fact that paleontology
then seemed to provide evidence against rather for
evolution in general or the gradual origin of taxonomic
categories in particular.
- George G. Simpson

Every paleontologist knows that most new species,
genera, and families, and that nearly all categories
above the level of family appear in the record suddenly
and are not led up to by known,
gradual, completely continuous transitional sequences.
- George G. Simpson

Recognition of this kinship with the rest of the universe
is necessary for understanding him,
but his essential nature is defined by qualities found nowhere else,
not by those he has in common with apes,
fishes, trees, fire, or anything other than himself.
- George G. Simpson

Certainly paleontologists have found samples of an
extremely small fraction,
only, of the earth's extinct species,
and even for groups that are most readily preserved
and found as fossils they can never expect to find more than a fraction.
- George G. Simpson

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres

I never expected to see the day when girls would get
sunburned in the places they now do.
- Will Rogers

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I
should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, Begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it, Begin it now.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Old is always fifteen years from now.
- Bill Cosby

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

If you aren't in the moment,
you are either looking forward to uncertainty,
or back to pain and regret.
- Jim Carrey PHOTO

We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first, rock 'n' roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

Life is now.
There was never a time when your life was not now,
nor will there ever be.
- Eckhart Tolle

Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand -
and melting like a snowflake.
- Marie B. Ray PHOTO

In those days he was wiser than he is now;
he used to frequently take my advice.
- Winston Churchill

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz

Hero needed - apply now -
open minded independent thinker -
courage preferred.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If Christ were here now there is one thing
he would not be - a Christian.
- Mark Twain

Today is the bridge between acceptance and faith.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

With the past, I have nothing to do;
nor with the future. I live now.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poets have said that the reason to have children is
to give yourself immortality.
Immortality? Now that I have five children,
my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
- Bill Cosby

Make Today count. Today - each Today -
is the most important day of your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is only one time that is important - NOW!
It is the most important time because
it is the only time that we have any power.
- Leo Tolstoy

If we are not happy and joyous at this season,
for what other season shall we wait and
for what other time shall we look?
- Abdul-Baha

Could you risk believing that everything
will unfold just fine if you completely let go
of all concern about everything else,
and simply are here, now - if only for a moment?
- Dmitri Bilgere

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- widely misattributed to Mark Twain

The Paradox Of Living In The Moment is -
How To Be Happy Today AND Prepare For Tomorrow
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want to do it,
Do It - TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is a mark of soulfulness to be present in the here and now.
When we are present, we are not fabricating inner movies.
We are seeing what is before us.
- John Bradshaw

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

Take Action - Now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I live in the moment, and I live joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
- The Buddha

The heart knows nothing of the past,
nothing of the future;
it knows only of the present.
- Osho

When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Make it a rule of life never to regret
and never to look back.
- Katherine Mansfield

Okay, so it's a matter of life and death - now are you happy?
Urgency is never a path to joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be here now.
- Ram Dass

Do it Now!
- Napoleon Hill

Training yourself to live in the present -
without regretting the past or fearing the future -
is a recipe for a happy life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gain happiness by living in the present -
without regret for the past or fear of the future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be happy for this moment.
This moment is your life.
- Anonymous

Only put off until tomorrow
what you are willing to die having left undone.
- Pablo Picasso

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The past is no more and the future is not yet.
The only right person is one who lives moment to moment,
whose arrow is directed to the moment,
who is always here and now; wherever he is,
his whole consciousness, his whole being,
is involved in the reality of here and in the reality of now.
- Osho

In rivers, the water that you touch
is the last of what has passed
and the first of that which comes;
so with present time.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.
- Anonymous

It is only when we truly know and understand
that we have a limited time on earth
and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up
that we will begin to live each day to the fullest,
as if it were the only one we had.
- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Carl Bard

The past has no power over the present moment.
- Eckhart Tolle

Let every day be the first day
of the rest of your life,
but especially let today be a new beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
- Marie Curie

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Yesterday is ashes.
Tomorrow is green wood.
Only today does the fire burn brightly.
- Eskimo Proverb


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