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George Catlin Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Catlin

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Thank God, it is over, that I have seen it and am able to tell it to the world.
- George Catlin

The very use of the word savage, as it is applied in its general sense,
I am inclined to believe is an abuse of the word,
and the people to whom it is applied.
- George Catlin

The Crows are very handsome and gentlemanly Indians
in their personal appearance:
and have been always reputed,
since the first acquaintance made with them,
very civil and friendly.
- George Catlin

A Crow is known wherever he is met by his beautiful white dress,
and his tall and elegant figure; the greater part of
the men being six feet high.
- George Catlin


 

The Missouri is, perhaps, different in appearance and
character from all other rivers in the world;
there is a terror in its manner which is sensibly felt,
the moment we enter its muddy waters from the Mississippi.
- George Catlin

I have seen him set fire to his wigwam and smooth over
the graves of his fathers...
clap his hand in silence over his mouth,
and take the last look over his fair hunting ground,
and turn his face in sadness to the setting sun.
- George Catlin

I have, for many years past, contemplated the noble
races of red men who are now spread over these trackless
forests and boundless prairies,
melting away at the approach of civilization.
- George Catlin


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An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back,
dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains,
and even through the severity of winter,
is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up.
- George Catlin

The several tribes of Indians inhabiting the regions of the Upper Missouri,
and of whom I spoke in my last Letter,
are undoubtedly the finest looking, best equipped,
and most beautifully costumed of any on the Continent.
- George Catlin

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was,
Thank you, that would suffice.
- Meister Eckhart PHOTO

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste
the sky as well as the earth.
- Henry David Thoreau

I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a nurturing mother,
when you just remember to say "thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

Thank you for joining me on this journey we call Life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I thank Spirit for EVERYTHING
that has brought me to this moment,
and entrust my entire being
to the gentle nurture of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF -
'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends,
when they can go do what they really want to do.
- Richard Nelson Bolles

"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality.
The last is to say thank you.
In between, the leader is a servant.
- Max de Pree

Know the power of saying, "Thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

'Handsome' means many things to many people.
If people consider me handsome, I feel flattered -
and have my parents to thank for it.
Realistically, it doesn't hurt to be good-looking,
especially in this business.
- Richard Chamberlain

I thank you God for this most amazing day,
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and for the blue dream of sky
and for everything which is natural,
which is infinite, which is yes.
- e. e. cummings

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is my choice to care deeply about others.
No kindness is too small to be important -
the smile to the bank teller,
the sincere "thank you" for all kindnesses received,
the reassuring hand on the shoulder of a loved one or friend.
There is compassion in selfless generosity,
but there is also compassion in heartfelt empathy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The sheik is, thank God, still alive and this hurts
Bush who promised to his people to kill Osama.
- Mohammed Omar

My wife and I have always trusted each other,
and I have to thank her strength.
- Anthony Anderson

My desk, most loyal friend thank you.
You've been with me on every road I've taken.
My scar and my protection.
- Marina Tsvetaeva

Of course, I have Gene Roddenberry to thank for the creation of Barclay.
- Dwight Schultz

We ought to thank God for that.
Yes, the man who tills the land is more worthy of respect than any.
- Nikolai Gogol

I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee.
- Joe DiMaggio

Thank you to all for your prayers and good wishes.
It gave me the strength to persevere and warmed my heart.
- Steven Cojocaru

I have good looking kids.
Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I just thank my father and mother, my lucky stars,
that I had the advantage of an education in the humanities.
- David McCullough

If forced to choose between the penitentiary and the
White House for four years,
I would say the penitentiary, thank you.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

I thank God tonight for freedom - those who bought
and paid for it with their lives in the past -
those who will protect it in the present and defend it in the future.
- Jim Gibbons

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really
thankful and has nobody to thank.
- Dante G. Rossetti

I thank God for making me a man.
- Little Richard

You know what, I'm probably one of the most blessed
people there's ever been,
and I thank God for it.
- Smokey Robinson

God gives us our relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.
- Ethel Watts Mumford

I don't want any vegetables, thank you.
I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
- Doug Coupland

I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
- Jean Ingelow

And perhaps, posterity will thank me for having shown
it that the ancients did not know everything.
- Pierre de Fermat

I thank God for my handicaps, for through them,
I have found myself, my work and my God.
- Helen Keller

Thank God for the journey.
- James Brown

Thank god my wife is neither a Serb nor a Jew.
- Franjo Tudjman

He wanted me to learn to stand on my own feet,
and to make it impossible for me to thank him.
- Bob Crosby

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.
- Lexa Doig

We get a ton of email; everybody does now.
It gives us a kind of a pulse that you can feel.We hear people saying,
thank you for being fair, for being balanced.
- Brit Hume

Carrot Top...
I gave him advice once and he ran with it.
He should thank me.
- Rip Taylor

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.
I think if you're there the whole time it just gets
out of proportion and you lose touch completely with reality.
- Sam Mendes

Thank God for beautiful songs about feeling despair
when you yourself are in despair.
They really get us through.
- Susannah McCorkle

I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able
to support myself and my family.
- Steven Adler

The room where I am lodging is stupendous.
Thank God I am as fit as a fiddle.
- Pietro Mascagni

You know, you have to put bread on the table.
So you thank God you got the job.
- Gavin MacLeod

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
- Ethel Watts Mumford

Thank God I'm an atheist.
- Luis Bunuel

This is the kind of problem you want to have!
Country radio has been great to me my whole career.
I can't thank those folks enough.
- George Strait

To race Formula three is very high risk and I am not going to take a chance.
Thank god I am not doing it!
- Emerson Fittipaldi

I hit rock bottom, but thank God my bottom wasn't death.
- Stevie Ray Vaughan

A woman in Mexico wanted me to heal her.
But I can't heal anybody.
I just put my hand on her and said, 'Thank you for seeing the film.'
- Jim Caviezel

Now I meet people with full-color Wolverine tattoos on their backs.
Thank God I did okay, because I think if I hadn't,
they'd spit on me in the street.
- Hugh Jackman

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you,
it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

Thank goodness we don't live in medieval times,
when people fought wars over ideas.
- Wojciech Jaruzelski

It was a lovely opportunity for the first time in my
whole career to stand up and thank people who are really
responsible for me getting to realize my dreams.
- Rachel Griffiths

Bring love and peace and happiness and beautiful lives
into the world in my honor.
Thank you.
Love you.
- Aron Ralston

In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House,
for not turning away from us even though we seem to
be turning away from Him.
- Zach Wamp

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today.
Have you used one to say "thank you?"
- William Arthur Ward

Thank Heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.
- Logan P. Smith


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