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George Aiken Quotes
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People are people the world over.
Some are good, some bad, some greedy and some generous.
Nations are like people and act the same way.
- George Aiken

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race,
creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.
- George Aiken

As one who has often felt this need,
and who has found refreshment in wild places,
I attest to the recreational value of wilderness.
- George Aiken

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO


 

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer PHOTO

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr


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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

Everybody knows how to raise children,
except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Older people shouldn't eat health food,
they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Samuel Butler

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
- Mark Twain

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

Interesting.
You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries,
but you imprison those who employ it privately.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
- Don Marquis

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

There is no use whatsoever trying to help
people who do not help themselves.
You cannot push anyone up a ladder
unless he is willing to climb himself.
- Andrew Carnegie

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions
are in almost every case gotten at second hand,
and without examination
- Mark Twain

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out
in a war fought with the atomic bomb.
Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.
- Albert Einstein

Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."
- Lewis Carroll

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.
- Benjamin Franklin

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people
by the people for the people.
- Oscar Wilde

Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The whole problem with the world is that
fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
- Bertrand Russell

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Square meals often make round people.
- E. Joseph Cossman


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