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Georg Lichtenberg Quotes
Funny Quotes by Georg Lichtenberg

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Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )

I believe in equality for everyone,
except reporters and photographers.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


 

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter


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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older,
I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone
I love not to mix with it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.
No one can eliminate prejudices -
just recognize them.
- Edward R. Murrow PHOTO

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius PHOTO

Happiness blooms
in the presence of self-respect
and the absence of ego.
Love yourself.
Love everyone around you.
Love everyone in the whole world.
Know that your own life is of infinite importance,
as is every other life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap
whence everyone must take an equal portion,
most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
- Socrates

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
- Damon Wayans

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting
and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants
to get to work and deal with them.
- Paul Hawken

The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
- Iris Murdoch

If in our daily life we can smile,
if we can be peaceful and happy,
not only we, but everyone will profit from it.
This is the most basic kind of peace work.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

Everyone is a mirror image of yourself -
your own thinking coming back at you.
- Byron Katie

Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb

Building one space station for everyone was and is insane:
we should have built a dozen.
- Larry Niven

Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- Anonymous

Affirmation:
I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone enjoys doing the kind of work
for which he is best suited.
- Napoleon Hill

You can't be everything to everyone.
- Bill Cosby

Today, I See Spirit In The Face of Everyone I Meet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Not everyone is always going to like what you do.
Your job application, your book proposal,
your offer of marriage is going to
get rejected sometimes - perhaps often.
Your boss, your spouse, even the person
behind you in the supermarket checkout line
is occasionally going to think that you are doing it all wrong.
Don't take it personally.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree
and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.
Then they would really be educated.
- Al McGuire

People that seem so glorious are all show;
underneath they are like everyone else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have compassion for everyone who has ever
been a player upon the stage of my life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
- Sandra Bullock

We cannot possibly let ourselves get frozen into regarding
everyone we do not know as an absolute stranger.
- Albert Schweitzer

I think there's a time in your life where you don't feel like you fit in.
I think everyone has that when you're a teenager,
especially, and especially in the society we live in.
- Matthew Vaughn

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea.
It's the person who gets out of the shower,
dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

Everyone checks out my mom.
My mom's hot.
- Ashley Scott

Most of the fundamental ideas of science
are essentially simple,
and may, as a rule, be expressed
in a language comprehensible to everyone.
- Albert Einstein

Everyone should be respected as an individual,
but no one idolized.
- Albert Einstein

My mom always said that there would be haters.
Not everyone can love ya.
- Joel Madden

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
- Rudyard Kipling

There are a number of things wrong with Washington.
One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Inside most people there's a feeling of being separate,
separated from everything ... And they're not.
They're part of absolutely everyone, and everything.
- the movie Powder

Everyone designs who devises courses of action aimed
at changing existing situations into preferred ones.
- Herbert Simon

I honor everyone and honor all points-of-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love everyone, unconditionally,
at all times, exactly as they are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Give yourself the gift of forgiving
everyone you are angry with -
for every action you resent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more,
that everyone's given up.
- Ian Hislop

To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die,
but he can never know that he is dead.
- Samuel Butler

I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced
that my looks were hideous.
Adolescence is painful for everyone,
I know,
but mine was plain weird.
- Uma Thurman

Everyone thinks they're going to write one book of poems or one novel.
- Marilyn Hacker

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
- Plato

I forgive everyone - especially myself.
I forgive for my own sake,
that I may transmute my resentments into Unconditional Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In my opinion, no single design is apt to be optimal for everyone.
- Donald Norman

When life is too easy for us, we must beware
or we may not be ready to meet the blows
which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Society is based on the assumption that everyone is
alike and no one is alive.
- Hugh Kingsmill


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