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Geoffrey Boycott Quotes
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If Trescothick had tried to get me off the field when batting well,
I'd have hit him with my bat.
- Geoffrey Boycott

I think England will win a Test.
My concern is Australia will probably win two.
- Geoffrey Boycott

He was a top man and a good professional.
He was one of those who you know will never play a
trick and you can ask him to do anything for you and he will.
An unassuming man and a great loss to us all.
- Geoffrey Boycott

To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway,
get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and
wait until he's 12 yards away,
before you decide which way to jump.
- Geoffrey Boycott


 

When I was playing the game we never had the benefit
of TV or video to analyse our techniques or look at faults,
we depended on other cricketers to watch us and then
tell us what they thought we were doing wrong.
- Geoffrey Boycott

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde


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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,
I had one thousand and sixty.
- Imelda Marcos

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

Brought up to respect the conventions,
love had to end in marriage.
I'm afraid it did.
- Bette Davis

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

Getting fired is nature's way to telling you
that you had the wrong job in the first place.
- Hal Lancaster

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

In every country and every age,
the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard PHOTO

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

I am certainly not an authority on love because there
are no authorities on love,
just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
- Bill Cosby

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years
to have breakfast together,
but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill

I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee

Civilization had too many rules for me,
so I did my best to rewrite them.
- Bill Cosby

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet

The soul would have no rainbow,
Had the eyes no tears.
- John Vance Cheney

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

A person isn't who they are during
the last conversation you had with them -
they're who they've been
throughout your whole relationship.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart,
it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Touch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
- Ron Miller/Michael Masser

The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.
But such is the irresistible nature of truth,
that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
- Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791

Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us.
- Thomas Jefferson

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
- Don Marquis

If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved,
the inquisition might have let him alone.
- Thomas Hardy

It is only when we truly know and understand
that we have a limited time on earth
and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up
that we will begin to live each day to the fullest,
as if it were the only one we had.
- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

My mother was a personal friend of God's.
They had ongoing conversations.
- Della Reese

Think what a better world it would be if we all,
the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock
every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
- Barbara Jordan

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.
- Tina Turner

I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.
- Fran Drescher

As for accomplishments,
I just did what I had to do as things came along.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I always felt that the great high privilege,
relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.
- Katherine Mansfield

I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to
go to school every day and do my homework.
- Constance Baker Motley

My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic,
worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.
- Ed Bradley

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
- Cornelius Vanderbilt

The advertisers who believe in the selling power of
jingles have never had to sell anything.
- David Ogilvy

I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art,
which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby
since I hadn't made money with it.
- Laurie Anderson

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal
giver of life would be my god.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee,
I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.
- Danielle Berry

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
- Bill Gates

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom.
That was my way of being a bad girl.
- Sandra Bullock

Teaching was the hardest work I had ever done,
and it remains the hardest work I have done to date.
- Ann Richards

September 11th was a moment when America had the sympathy of the world.
- Tom Ford

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.
It's not.
Mine had me trained in two days.
- Bill Dana

How many things there are concerning which we might
well deliberate whether we had better know them.
- Henry David Thoreau

When people hear good music,
it makes them homesick for
something they never had,
and never will have.
- Edgar Watson Howe

When we quarrel, how we wish we had been blameless.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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