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I wouldn't be in a legitimate business for all the money in the world.
- Gennaro Angiulo

When a man assumes leadership, he forfeits the right to mercy.
- Gennaro Angiulo

When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya.
- Gennaro Angiulo

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
- Carl Jung


 

To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal
is our only legitimate hope of survival.
- Wendell Berry

The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent
will not pass until there is
an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
- Eugene Jarvis


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At a certain point, I just put the building and the art impulse together.
I decided that building was a legitimate way to make sculpture.
- Martin Puryear

Cyberspace.
A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators,
in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts.
- William Gibson

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate.
At least the IRS thinks so.
- Billy Joel

I believe democracy flourishes when the government
can take legitimate steps to keep its secrets and when
the press can decide whether to print what it knows.
- Katherine Graham

When France resolved, along with England,
to lend assistance in the legitimate defense of Poland,
the realization burst on us that a conflict of awesome
proportions was inevitable.
- Rene Cassin

They were targeting those people I referred to as 'little Eichmanns.'
These were legitimate targets.
- Ward Churchill

What Jerry has done, in a masterful way,
is go through and select portions of the Scripture
and put words in Jesus' mouth that are legitimate because
they already appear in the Bible.
- Tim LaHaye

Force does not constitute right...
obedience is due only to legitimate powers.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

Legitimate revolution must be led by,
made by those who have been most oppressed:
black,
brown, yellow, red, and white women-with men relating
to that the best they can.
- Robin Morgan

I think for a lot of so-called post-colonial peoples,
there's a feeling of not being quite legitimate,
of not being pure enough.
- Jessica Hagedorn

The majority of the world's Muslims do not believe
that terrorism is a legitimate strategy or that Islam
is incompatible with democracy.
- Gijs de Vries

If Carter had been there when the AIDS crisis came up,
it would have been a whole different story.
It could have been treated like a legitimate disease.
- Jean O'Leary

The only legitimate right to govern is an express grant
of power from the governed.
- William Henry Harrison

The first principle of a civilized state is that the
power is legitimate only when it is under contract.
- Walter Lippmann

I am convinced that we as a body must conduct a formal
and legitimate debate about election irregularities.
- Stephanie Tubbs Jones

In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance
provided along the course.
Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners.
- Joe Henderson

However, I believe that it would be difficult to have
legitimate scientists agree to participate.
- James Randi

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate.
- Pierre Corneille

The only legitimate artists in England are the architects.
- Benjamin Haydon

The irrepressible conflict propounded by abolitionism
has produced now its legitimate fruits -
disunion.
- John H. Reagan

Boredom is the legitimate kingdom of the philanthropic.
- Virginia Woolf

If the code does indeed have some logical foundation
then it is legitimate to consider all the evidence,
both good and bad, in any attempt to deduce it.
- Francis Crick

Legitimate use of violence can only be that which is
required in self-defense.
- Ron Paul

The people are the only legitimate fountain of power,
and it is from them that the constitutional charter,
under which the several branches of government hold their power,
is derived.
- James Madison

It is a wise tune that knows its own father,
and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
- Samuel Butler

Above and beyond the question of how to grow the economy
there is a legitimate concern about how to grow the quality of our lives.
- Paul Wellstone

We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room,
and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on
the phone with two people at once.
They call it double fisting.
- Giovanni Ribisi

Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.
- Al Capone

They call me before they go into production,
when they have a prototype, and they call legitimate saxophonists,
too.
As opposed to the other kind.
- Steve Lacy

An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling
that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.
- Karl Kraus

A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

What makes bebop legitimate is the fact that when it was done,
it was illegitimate.
- Matthew Shipp

However, there is no legal and legitimate state called Israel.
- Hassan Nasrallah

Appellant constituted a legitimate class of one,
and this provides a basis for Congress's decision to
proceed with dispatch with respect to his materials.
- William J. Brennan, Jr.

Force is legitimate where gentleness avails not.
- Pierre Corneille

Involvement in public affairs is a legitimate use of celebrity.
- Ron Silver

If it gets to the Supreme Court, I'll have the directors
of every museum in the country as expert testimony
that my work is legitimate art.
- Jock Sturges

Profit is not the legitimate purpose of business.
The legitimate purpose of business is to provide a
product or service that people need and do it so well that it's profitable.
- James Rouse

I do not expect that homeopathy will ever be established
as a legitimate form of treatment,
but I do expect that it will continue to be popular.
- James Randi

In a way, my past gives me a little credibility.
Not that anybody cares what I did nineteen years ago,
but I did have a career, and a legitimate one,
before I met my husband.
- Pia Zadora

Time and again we see leaders and members of religions incite aggression,
fanaticism, hate, and xenophobia - even inspire and
legitimate violent and bloody conflicts.
- Hans Kung

I may never get my own action figure,
but at least I think what I'm doing is really legitimate musically.
- Gavin DeGraw

Religious freedom is too sacred a right to be restricted
or prohibited in any degree without convincing proof
that a legitimate interest of the state is in grave danger.
- Frank Murphy

If you try to go beyond your interests just for the
sake of pretensions or wealth,
your art becomes less legitimate.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

My dad was vehemently opposed to electric guitars.
He did not look on that kind of music as legitimate in any way.
- Dan Fogelberg

I think, like everybody else in New Hampshire,
when I pull up to fill up my car and I pay $50,
I get upset.
And I'm wondering if these prices are legitimate.
- Judd Gregg

A government is not legitimate merely because it exists.
- Jeane Kirkpatrick

I think because I am as earnest as I am,
people were accepting of my evolving into a certified,
legitimate, and grown up and I did take three years off.
- Claire Danes

I see horror as part of legitimate film.
I don't see it as an independent genre that has nothing
to do with the rest of cinema.
- Guillermo del Toro

There is such a thing as legitimate warfare:
war has its laws;
there are things which may fairly be done,
and things which may not be done.
- John Henry Newman

Hungary is, in a word, in a state of WAR against the Hapsburg dynasty,
a war of legitimate defence, by which alone it can
ever regain independence and freedom.
- Lajos Kossuth

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be
taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
- Karl Kraus

A job is something we do to get a paycheck and pay our bills.
Jobs are legitimate, at times, but work is why we are here in the universe.
Work and calling often go together.
- Matthew Fox

Many legitimate forms of ownership, mainly cooperative and communal,
had not been used to any effective extent mainly because
of the imposition of Stalinist restrictions.
- Alexander Dubcek

Improved turnout will give parliament and government
the appearance of being more legitimate.
- Peter Lynch

Above all be of single aim; have a legitimate and useful purpose,
and devote yourself unreservedly to it.
- James Allen

The world is full of novels in which characters simply say and do.
There are certainly legitimate genres in which this is sufficient.
But in real and lasting writing the character is.
- Ruth Park

My upbringing made me think that real legitimate music is written,
not heard.
- Dan Fogelberg

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.
- Nicolas de Chamfort

We are all happy when U.S.
soldiers are killed week in and week out.
The killing of U.S.
soldiers in Iraq is legitimate and obligatory.
- Walid Jumblatt

The public character of every public servant is legitimate subject of discussion,
and his fitness or unfitness for office may be fairly canvassed by any person.
- Charles Babbage

Government has a legitimate function,
but the private sector has one too, and it is superior.
In other words, people are better than institutions.
- Cal Thomas

Well, on the one hand the Turks have the legitimate
need to defend their national dignity -
and this includes being recognized as a part of the west and Europe.
- Orhan Pamuk

All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature;
the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost -
the most legitimate -
passion nature has bred into us and,
without doubt, the most agreeable one.
- Marquis de Sade


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