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Gene Rayburn Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gene Rayburn

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It'll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address.
- Gene Rayburn

They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin


 

Things may come to those who wait,
but only the things left by those who hustle.
- Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

The will to believe chases out the rational mind,
whenever and wherever the two come into conflict.
- Philip K. Dick


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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney PHOTO

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.
- Joseph Campbell PHOTO

The traveler sees what he sees,
the tourist sees what he has come to see.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton PHOTO

In spite of unseasonable wind, snow
and unexpected weather of all sorts -
a gardener still plants.
And tends what they have planted ...
believing that Spring will come.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Clouds come floating into my life,
no longer to carry rain or usher storm,
but to add color to my sunset sky.
- Rabindranath Tagore PHOTO

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman

When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon

Don't ask yourself what the world needs;
ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
- Howard Thurman

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

Being angry is as close as a human being
can come to experiencing hell on earth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Take the initiative - don't wait for life to come to you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you build it, he will come.
- the movie Field of Dreams

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

The best is yet to come.
- Ernest Holmes

I must uphold my ideals,
for perhaps the time will come
when I shall be able to carry them out.
- Anne Frank

If I keep a green bough in my heart the singing bird will come.
- Chinese proverb

You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.
- Paul Kantner

As long as one keeps searching, the answers come.
- Joan Baez

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig

Communism has never come to power in a country
that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.
- John F. Kennedy

Strength does not come from physical capacity.
It comes from an indomitable will.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I come with an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We may have all come on different ships,
but we're in the same boat now.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

War will never cease until babies begin to come into
the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
- H. L. Mencken

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite
of what you are inclined to do,
and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan

We all have dreams.
But in order to make dreams come into reality,
it takes an awful lot of determination,
dedication, self-discipline, and effort.
- Jesse Owens

Clocks slay time...
time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels;
only when the clock stops does time come to life.
- William Faulkner

Well, when you come down to it,
I don't see that a reporter could do much to a president, do you?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo

Occasionally I have come across a last patch of snow
on top of a mountain in late May or June.
There's something very powerful about finding snow in summer.
- Andy Goldsworthy

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
- Abraham Lincoln

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete.
- Rudolf Diesel

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
- Bill Vaughan

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year,
or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you.
You've got to be prepared.
- Geraldo Rivera

The most important thing about Spaceship Earth -
an instruction book didn't come with it.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly.
Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime.
That's the toughest part of the day.
- Michael Jordan

I think this is what hooks one to gardening:
it is the closest one can come to being present at creation.
- Phyllis Theroux

It had long since come to my attention
that people of accomplishment
rarely sat back and let things happen to them.
They went out and happened to things.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Come to the edge
We can't. We're afraid
We can't. We will fall. Come to the edge
And they came. And he pushed them
And they flew
- Guillaume Apollinaire

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.
A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
- Jules Verne

We come nearest to the great
when we are great in humility.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home,
and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

Faith is the highest passion in a human being.
Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further.
- Soren Kierkegaard

There is no force so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
- Everett Dirksen

Choose your life's mate carefully.
From this one decision will come
90 percent of all your happiness or misery.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You have to dream before your dreams can come true.
- Abdul Kalam

There is an anti-aging possibility, but it has to come from within.
- Susan Anton

If a warrior is to succeed at anything,
the success must come gently,
with a great deal of effort but with no stress or obsession.
- Carlos Castaneda

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

When people speak to you about a preventive war,
you tell them to go fight it.
After my experience, I have come to hate war.
War settles nothing.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

My painting does not come from the easel.
- Jackson Pollock

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves
come when life seems most challenging.
- Joseph Campbell

Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle.
It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung


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