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Gene Kelly Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gene Kelly

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When Ginger Rogers danced with Astaire,
it was the only time in the movies when you looked at the man,
not the woman.
- Gene Kelly

I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls.
- Gene Kelly

I'd studied dance in Chicago every summer end taught it all winter,
and I was well-rounded.
I wasn't worried about getting a job on Broadway.
In fact, I got one the first week.
- Gene Kelly

My mother had gotten a job as a receptionist at a dancing
school and had the idea that we should open our own dancing school;
we did,
and it prospered.
- Gene Kelly


 

I've always modeled myself after Ginger.
- Marla Maples

Being a singer now I have to get all fussy...
I must have my ginger and lemon and all that.
- Graham Coxon

I have been wearing black, which was a reaction to the Ginger thing.
But now I have hopes and I can be anything.
Tomorrow I might be naked with a feather boa,
who knows?
- Geri Halliwell


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I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh!
They looked more ginger, though!
- Lee Ryan

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other,
they look in the same direction.
- Ginger Rogers

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age -
and has never left!
- Ginger Rogers

I have never had a great love of the music business,
I never have.
- Ginger Baker

I have never taken more than two weeks to record an
album throughout my career.
- Ginger Baker

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation.
Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
- Ginger Rogers

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.
- Ginger Rogers

They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing.
Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.
- Ginger Baker

I loved old black and white movies, especially the
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers musicals.
I loved everything about them - the songs,
the music, the romance and the spectacle.
They were real class and I knew that I wanted to be in that world.
- Sharon Stone

If I am playing any music at all it is jazz music.
- Ginger Baker

I'd rather play jazz, I hate rock and roll.
- Ginger Baker

My mother told me I was dancing before I was born.
She could feel my toes tapping wildly inside her for months.
- Ginger Rogers

There would have to be something wrong with someone
who could throw out a child's first Valentine card saying,
I love you, Mommy.
- Ginger Hutton

My parents would read those books to me as well but
they used to make me starving when I was a kid because
they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts
off and drinking ginger beer.
- Mike Myers

I think the American government is now the most corrupt government in the world.
- Ginger Baker

No one has ever written, painted, sculpted,
modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell.
- Antonin Artaud

It gives me pleasure to find that public liberty is
effectually secured in each and all the policies of the United States,
though somewhat differently modeled.
- Ezra Stiles

There is no government in Europe where ministers go
through that kind of confirmation process,
which in fact is modeled on the way the U.S.
cabinet members are confirmed.
- Mario Monti

Another little known fact about Amazing Tennis -
the computer opponents are modeled after real people.
In an odd turn of events, I joined a division 3 college tennis team at age 38.
- David Crane

So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family,
that it remains the measure of our stability because
it measures our sense of loyalty.
All other pacts of love or fear derive from it and are modeled upon it.
- Haniel Long

Successful model? That's a myth.
The year I modeled was the most painful year of my life.
Editors would always talk to you in the third person
as though you were merely a piece of merchandise.
- Jessica Lange

Indeed, one of the most successful and influential
religious organizations in history,
the Society of Jesus, was consciously modeled along
military lines by its founder,
Ignatius Loyola.
- Robert Shea

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer PHOTO

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- Art Buchwald

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death

I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

You have no values. With you its all nihilism,
cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;
he who loves no one has no woes.
- The Buddha

I am certainly not an authority on love because there
are no authorities on love,
just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
- Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

Random chance seems to have operated in our favor ...
there was no deity involved.
- Spock character in the Star Trek television series

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

It is the things for which there is no evidence
that are believed with passion.
- Bertrand Russell


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