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Gene Clark Quotes
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The actual writing of a song usually comes in the form of a realisation.
I can't contrive a song.
- Gene Clark

Zen, per se, is not just an art, it's not just a religion,
it's a realisation.
- Gene Clark

Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents
breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
- Jim Carrey

An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
- George Santayana


 

Every actual State is corrupt.
Good men must not obey laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

To walk through the ruined cities of Germany is to
feel an actual doubt about the continuity of civilization.
- George Orwell

Vision stands on the shoulders of what is actual
to get a better view of what is possible.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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Music takes us out of the actual
and whispers to us dim secrets
that startle our wonder as to who we are.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Belief creates the actual fact.
- William James

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living.
That's one thing about a little education.
It spoils you for actual work.
The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
- Will Rogers

I worked on my voice for Sweet Dreams,
but only to match my speaking voice to Patsy's actual singing voice.
That was my way into that character.
- Jessica Lange

For a London play, rehearsal time would be four weeks for the entire show.
In films, I'd spend six weeks on the big dance numbers
to get them perfect before the actual shooting.
- Jessie Matthews

The actual course is called fishery studies,
and you study general aquatics and fishery management.
- Tom Felton

Then there is the further question of what is the relationship of thinking to reality.
As careful attention shows, thought itself is in an
actual process of movement.
- David Bohm

So I try not to have any actual expectations for myself
for any level of success or failure.
- Gavin DeGraw

At least with me, the match starts much,
much earlier than the actual match.
- Sachin Tendulkar

It's scary when one day the city is there and the next day it's gone.
To see the water actual kill people,
I couldn't believe it.
I never fathomed it could bury a city.
- Kevin Garnett

All really great lovers are articulate,
and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
- Marya Mannes

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer,
except that you have actual responsibilities.
- Sarah Palin

There was no actual person who was James Bond,
despite all the books.
- Terence Young

So, we, as human beings, live in a very imprecise world.
A world where our perceptions of reality are far more
important than actual reality.
- Daniel Keys Moran

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with
such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin,
I am that pale!
- Kelly Osbourne

The experience gathered from books, though often valuable,
is but the nature of learning; whereas the experience
gained from actual life is one of the nature of wisdom.
- Samuel Smiles

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish,
and then it is disgusting.
- Dave Barry

The actual atoms and molecules that make up my brain
and body today are not the same ones that I was born with on September 8,
1954, a half-century ago this month.
- Michael Shermer

The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread.
- David Herbert Lawrence

In poetic language, in which the sign as such takes on an autonomous value,
this sound symbolism becomes an actual factor and creates
a sort of accompaniment to the signified.
- Roman Jakobson

To bear with patience wrongs done to oneself is a mark of perfection,
but to bear with patience wrongs done to someone else
is a mark of imperfection and even of actual sin.
- Thomas Aquinas

If a man has been his mother's undisputed darling he
retains throughout life the triumphant feeling,
the confidence in success, which not seldom brings
actual success along with it.
- Sigmund Freud

I personally am opposed to abortion,
but I will not judge anybody else's right in that regard
because I am not a woman and I could never face the actual reality of it.
- Martin Sheen

I respect the game that goes on of putting this against that,
but I don't respect, nor do I enjoy,
an awful lot of the actual programs that go on the air.
- Roone Arledge

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals.
To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- Fran Lebowitz

Actual violence has no attraction for me at all.
- Jane Campion

It is not actual suffering but the taste of better
things which excites people to revolt.
- Eric Hoffer

I've made out more this season on a family-friendly
show than ever in my actual life.
- Lauren Graham

I have proved by actual trial that a letter,
that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!
- Lewis Carroll

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their
own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
- Ann Coulter

The business of the poet is not to find new emotions,
but to use the ordinary ones and, in working them up into poetry,
to express feelings which are not in actual emotions at all.
- T. S. Eliot

I never think about the actual process of writing.
I suppose I have a superstition about examining it too closely.
- Anne Tyler

And Robert Lowell, of course - in his poems,
we're not located in his actual life.
We're located more in the externals,
in the journalistic facts of his life.
- Mark Strand

Life and liberty can be as much endangered from illegal
methods used to convict those thought to be criminals
as from the actual criminals themselves.
- Earl Warren

I loved to read when I was a kid, and as soon as I
realized that an actual person got to make up the books I loved so much,
I decided that that was the job for me.
- Margaret Haddix

I was not prepared for the actual process itself;
having to go to the shop and having some molds done.
- David Naughton

Because I've lived in one room my entire life,
working at the same table that you use to pay bills at and eat at.
It's going to be nice to have actual space.
- Augusten Burroughs

The Lebanese people voted this time for change.
So they are not satisfied with the actual situation.
They want to see a new government.
They want to see a new vision.
- Rafik Hariri

It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder
to bear than actual ones.
- Dorothy Dix

I still find that a kind of stricture of the heart
happens when I see any form of bigoted or racist behaviour.
I get an actual pain in my heart.
- Janet Suzman

If it's a role like this one, an actual live person,
a legend, there's lots of material laid out.
- David Strathairn

Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law:
all the law can do is decree how it is to be imparted
and who is to acquire it.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

My actual personality probably lies someplace between the two.
- Edie Falco

Above all, we shall wage no more unilateral,
ill-planned, ill-considered, and ill-prepared invasions
of foreign countries that pose no actual threat to our security.
- Theodore C. Sorensen

Nothing matures a military force quicker than actual military operations.
- Duncan Hunter

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity,
to which not only the actual word, but every possible word,
must conform.
- Bertrand Russell

The Canadian run can be no different,
at least in terms of actual running.
- Dennis Banks

The materials of the novelist must be real;
they must be gathered from the field of humanity by his actual observation.
- Goldwin Smith

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man,
always makes him feel better.
- Ambrose Bierce

The importance to the writer of first writing must
be out of all proportion of the actual value of what is written.
- Elizabeth Bowen

So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there
and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it,
which is all spontaneously, and it really was.
- Joel Hodgson

When I travel, I draw and paint sketches which is great fun.
And as long as you are fully aware that it has nothing to do with actual art,
I think that's all right.
- Arne Jacobsen

It is the unseen and the spiritual in people that determines
the outward and the actual.
- Oswald Chambers

The actual danger is nothing, and the positive advantages very great.
- William John Wills

But to me the actual sound of the words is all important;
I feel always that the words complete the music and
must never be swallowed up in it.
- Lotte Lehmann

My actual intake of different substances was far below
what people thought it was,
no matter how weird or outrageous they think I am.
- Peter Fonda

I think some people found the production took away from the actual songs,
which I can understand.
- Emma Anderson

I began demonstrating against serious culture.
In hindsight, the actual course of events has been very humiliating for me,
because no one picked up on the intellectual critique I made.
- Henry Flynt

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers.
In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
- Steve Allen

In the light of the actual fighting that is now in progress,
we have reached the point where the military considerations
clearly outweigh the fiscal considerations.
- Louis A. Johnson

He found in the world without as actual what was in
his world within as possible.
- James Joyce

All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction
is the surest road to actual seduction.
- Marya Mannes

In the context of interfaith encounter,
we need to bring to the surface how our actual beliefs shape what we do -
not simply to agree that kindness is better than cruelty.
- Rowan D. Williams

Most human beings today waste some 25 to 30 years of
their lives before they break through the actual and
conventional lies which surround them.
- Isadora Duncan


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