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Gelett Burgess Quotes
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To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
- Gelett Burgess

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major
opinion or acquired a new one,
check your pulse.
You may be dead.
- Gelett Burgess

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


 

The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow PHOTO

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe PHOTO


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Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Take time today to appreciate beauty -
natural beauty, art, people.
Slow down, breathe deeply, smile.
It's a beautiful world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No, they don't appreciate you - and it's not their job.
It's your own job to appreciate yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor,
for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
- Jessamyn West

Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare,
and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
- Anton Chekhov

One is taught by experience to put a premium
on those few people who can appreciate you for what you are.
- Gail Godwin

We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
Freedom is like that. It's like air.
When you have it, you don't notice it.
- Boris Yeltsin

Whether one believes in a religion or not,
and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
there isn't anyone who doesn't
appreciate kindness and compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Hal Borland

We are all different - and we are all one.
Take time to understand, and to appreciate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss;
volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
- George Santayana

Time and health are two precious assets that we don't
recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted.
- Denis Waitley

Appreciate the Unexpected.
- Anonymous

Take a long walk alone in the woods -
leave the cellphone and music player at home.
Your whole BEing will appreciate it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pause to appreciate the beauty around you.
Whether rainbow or butterfly,
mountain or tree, painting or poem -
whether crafted by nature or by a human hand -
beauty adds a magical element to life
that surpasses logic and science.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Recall a recent time when someone was strongly critical
of your opinions (perhaps your political or religious beliefs).
Now, put yourself in their shoes - with compassion.
Try to understand and appreciate their point-of-view -
not to change your own opinions,
but to celebrate all our human differences - in peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse
and you say that you are neutral,
the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
- Desmond Tutu

It is better to lead from behind
and to put others in front,
especially when you celebrate victory
when nice things occur.
You take the front line when there is danger.
Then people will appreciate your leadership.
- Nelson Mandela

Oddly enough, MS has made my life so much better than it was before.
I now appreciate what I have and I am not running around like a rat in a maze.
- Teri Garr

I've been that celebrity on the red carpet,
and I appreciate that something hasn't got to just
look good from the front,
from the back, it's got to look good at all angles.
- Victoria Beckham

I knew Childress was going to help me because my crew told me on the radio.
I really appreciate what Richard did,
but that is typical of people in this sport.
- Cale Yarborough

As yet, the Negroes themselves do not fully appreciate these old slave songs.
- James Weldon Johnson

I have no problem with the people who work hard to get success.
But I think people are very jealous about success.
I work very hard and they don't appreciate that.
- Alain Prost

I think we all appreciate it now just how lucky we
are to be in a band like Judas Priest.
- Glenn Tipton

A book is worth a few francs; we Germans can afford to destroy those.
We all may not appreciate artistic merit,
but cash value is another matter.
- Paul Scofield

We're so afraid of death in our culture,
but I think if we understand it better,
then we'll appreciate the life we have more.
- Naomi Watts

One of the greatest titles we can have is "old friend."
We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are older.
The problem is we need to start our old friendships when we are young.
We then have to nurture and grow those friendships over our middle age
when a busy life and changing geographies
can cause us to neglect those friends.
Today is the day to invest in those people
we hope will call us "old friend" in the years to come.
- Grant Fairley

And you can tell the writers who do it -
Robert Stone,
for example, who with each new novel is doing something new.
I appreciate that in other writers.
- Tobias Wolff

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this.
Really.
- Benjamin Day

There are so few directors who are musical who appreciate music.
- Alex North

There will always be someone else with a different view than you.
I appreciate them and would never say that they are wrong.
I hope that they would give me that courtesy also.
- Melissa Etheridge

Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone,
don't keep it a secret.
- Mary Kay Ash

Alabama citizens, like the vast majority of Americans,
respect and value the meaning of decency,
and appreciate public institutions that reflect the
common values of our society.
- Mike Rogers

There are so many questions to be answered and so many
personal compliments that we appreciate so very much.
- Eydie Gorme

When things haven't gone well for you,
call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out.
You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm a survivor of life.
I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
- Mike Epps

I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact
that math is the language of the universe.
- Lucas Grabeel

It just happened that the public happened to,
uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.
- Rube Goldberg

I appreciate Eight is Enough.
It made me recognizable.
- Dick Van Patten

I have been able to get a small audience.
It's not the huge audience, but it's enough to make it possible to play.
I appreciate that.
- Lee Konitz

I consider my musical ability to be a gift from the Creator.
It's not that I try to work hard or nothing like that,
it's a gift, it was given to me, and I appreciate it.
- Erykah Badu

Talent is a gift that can be given, and it can be taken away.
We have to appreciate that.
- Sidney Sheldon

I've always struggled so much just to appreciate myself.
- Chaka Khan

If you don't appreciate it, you don't deserve it.
- Terry Josephson

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We can appreciate but not really understand the medieval town.
We cannot comprehend its compactness,
the contiguity of all its buildings as a single uninterrupted whole.
- Arthur Erickson

And I took a long time to appreciate Lynch.
- Jacques Rivette

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman
to make a man appreciate his wife.
- Clare Boothe Luce

It was in the 1920s, when nobody had time to reflect,
that I saw a still-life painting with a flower that was perfectly exquisite,
but so small you really could not appreciate it.
- Georgia O'Keeffe

I suppose if it has a practical purpose,
I appreciate a pat on the back.
I suppose it's rewarding, ultimately.
- Brendan Fraser

I do believe that if you haven't learnt about sadness,
you cannot appreciate happiness.
- Nana Mouskouri

I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up
because I had this horrible psycho father.
Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.
- Courtney Love

We don't know where our first impressions come from
or precisely what they mean,
so we don't always appreciate their fragility.
- Malcolm Gladwell

I think it's a great thing to have failed in life and
then pulled yourself up by the boot straps and actually done something,
because then you appreciate it more.
- Shirley Manson

Your personal capacity to handle more valuable projects
will go up when you appreciate yourself more.
- Brian Koslow

I appreciate life, talk a lot, love to laugh,
and am very optimistic.
- Kiana Tom

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day.
It was great.
You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
- Daisy Fuentes

I hope that people look at my whole career and appreciate
that I've given everything that I've got.
- Rafael Palmeiro

We, in our Province, are beginning to realize and appreciate
that our slowness in keeping up with our North American
neighbours may well have been a blessing in disguise.
- Alex Campbell

Americans appreciate the way our friends around the
world are sticking by us,
and we all hope for their continued support in what's
going to be some very trying times.
- Joe Lando

Boxing is like jazz.
The better it is, the less people appreciate it.
- George Foreman

As far as my solo record, I don't want a gold record or anything,
I'm happy to be small and to have the people appreciate
the music who really like me for being me.
- John Frusciante


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