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Geezer Butler Quotes
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We were into Hendrix and Cream, who were like the heaviest
bands around at that time.
We just wanted to be heavier than everybody else!
- Geezer Butler

I like to deal in the reality of life.
I'm too old to sing about women and things like that.
- Geezer Butler

It's totally produced now.
It's almost like a conveyor belt of what metal's supposed to be like these days.
It's not music to me.
- Geezer Butler

I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years,
and have a nice life.
Inane things don't interest me.
- Geezer Butler


 

The Geezer album, Black Science, had a lot of keyboards and it did not work.
- Geezer Butler

However long the song is was how long it took us to write it.
- Geezer Butler

I was so frustrated in Sabbath after the last few albums.
I just didn't like the musical direction Sabbath was going in.
- Geezer Butler


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I don't feel a lack of hope.
It's just disappointment that after all these years
we're still fighting meaningless wars for a handful of people.
- Geezer Butler

I would not want to write something about something I do not think about.
- Geezer Butler

I never picked a bass up before Sabbath started.
- Geezer Butler

To do the Ozzfest again would be great.
I'd like to finish with a final Sabbath album.
You always feel that it is still a challenge.
- Geezer Butler

When you see all of these bands citing you as influences,
it makes you feel relevant.
- Geezer Butler

If you are a pop band, don't say you're a metal band.
Poison and Warrant were about as metal as the Backstreet Boys.
- Geezer Butler

Toward the later days of Sabbath, instead of going
in and knocking out what songs we did in rehearsal,
we would polish them to death.
- Geezer Butler

If you polish things too much, it loses the feeling.
- Geezer Butler

Ozzy wanted to get us back together.
It's been 20 years.
We did a couple of songs during his farewell in 1992
and that got the ball rolling.
- Geezer Butler

I never try and sound like Sabbath.
- Geezer Butler

It doesn't matter who you vote for.
It's still the same billionaires that run the world.
- Geezer Butler

Black Sabbath was written on bass: I just walked into the studio and went,
bah, bah, bah, and everybody joined in and we just did it.
- Geezer Butler

The '80s were the worst period.
You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair
and calling themselves metal.
- Geezer Butler

Lately, I've been listening to some jazz albums.
I love the new Pat Metheny album.
John Coltrane.
I still like good metal, though!
- Geezer Butler

Jack Bruce, as soon as I saw him, it changed me.
I didn't even know what bass players did until I saw Cream.
- Geezer Butler

I love soccer.
That's all I ever watch.
I'll watch it all day if I can.
But I'm too bloody old to play now.
- Geezer Butler

Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met.
Son of Sam is a close second.
- Geezer Butler

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever.
We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me.
- Geezer Butler

What I used to play was rhythm guitar before I saw Jack Bruce.
I said, That's what I want to do in life.
He was definitely the main influence.
- Geezer Butler

To me, Sabbath was always JUSt a really heavy blues band.
That s all we were.
We just took those blues roots and made them heavier.
- Geezer Butler

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

I was born in very sorry circumstances.
Both of my parents were very sorry.
- Norman Wisdom

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
- Howard Nemerov

If we were meant to be happy,
why did God create war, hunger, and the 11 o'clock news?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what
you were worrying about one year ago today.
- E. Joseph Cossman

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -
a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland

What If Every Day Were Your Day -
Celebrate Whimsey Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is an interesting question how far men
would retain their relative rank
if they were divested of their clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

If Christ were here now there is one thing
he would not be - a Christian.
- Mark Twain

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Jesus was all right,
but his disciples were thick and ordinary.
It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
- John Lennon

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be;
and if it were so, it would be;
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
- Lewis Carroll

Suppose you were an idiot,
and suppose you were a member of Congress;
but I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does
not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.
They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton,
they laughed at the Wright brothers.
But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill

Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil,
no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads.
This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world.
The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.
- Soren Kierkegaard

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ
in color for a full hour,
there would be a considerable number of stations
which would decline to carry it on the grounds
that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
- Edward R. Murrow

If self-validation were our
most significant societal measure -
we would give trophies to ourselves.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The word "happiness" would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
- Carl Jung

Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We could never learn to be brave and patient,
if there were only joy in the world.
- Helen Keller

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child.
Things never get back to the way they were.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

I long to accomplish a great and noble task,
but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks
as if they were great and noble.
- Helen Keller

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap
whence everyone must take an equal portion,
most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
- Socrates

If you were a warrior,
you would know that the worst thing
one can do is confront human beings directly.
- Carlos Castaneda

You see things and you say, Why?
But I dream things that never were and say, Why not
- George Bernard Shaw

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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