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Gary Numan Quotes
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I'd been a Bowie fan before punk and used to get no end of trouble.
I was always getting knocked about and having to run up the street,
getting chased by people.
It was horrible.
- Gary Numan

I have a condition called Aspergers Syndrome,
which is like a mild form of autism It means I don't
interact properly in certain social situations.
- Gary Numan

There's no point in lying saying I am doing really,
really well because I'm not; I'm cult level.
- Gary Numan

When you decide to do this kind of music then you just accept the facts.
- Gary Numan


 

I genuinely don't know how many albums I'm going to
sell when the new album comes out,
because I honestly don't know how many fans I've actually got at the moment.
- Gary Numan

And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club
in Poland Street that everyone would go to because
it was the only place you could go to looking like
that without getting beaten senseless.
- Gary Numan

If I thought that any of this was pre ordained,
then it takes away any kind of incentive to struggle,
or to put up with things, to reach for those impossible dreams,
all those dramatic things.
- Gary Numan


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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I
should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Calvin Coolidge

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet,
I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
- Al Gore

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers
to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac.
Doctors think she may be faking.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

He who joyfully marches in rank and file
has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake,
since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein

So far, this is the oldest I've been.
- George Carlin

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It has been my experience that folks who
have no vices, have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

The attempt to combine wisdom and power
has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
- Albert Einstein

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

For centuries, theologians have been explaining
the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- H. L. Mencken

In every country and every age,
the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran PHOTO

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell [attributed]
(Commissioner, US Patent Office, in 1899)

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier PHOTO

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

While civilization has been improving our houses,
it has not equally improved
the men who are to inhabit them.
It has created palaces, but it was
not so easy to create noblemen and kings.
- Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A person isn't who they are during
the last conversation you had with them -
they're who they've been
throughout your whole relationship.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

The road to perdition has ever been
accompanied by lip service to an ideal.
- Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge

BERLIN: PROCLAMATION TO THE GERMAN NATION FEBRUARY 1, 1933
The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty
to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and co-operation.
It will preserve and defend those basic principles
on which our nation has been built.
It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality,
and the family as the basis of national life....
- Adolph Hitler

When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart,
and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
- Khalil Gibran

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government,
except all the others that have been tried.
- Winston Churchill

Life is a series of collisions with the future;
it is not the sum of what we have been,
but what we yearn to be.
- Jose Ortega y Gasset

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

My experience has been that work is
almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Remote villages and communities have lost their identity,
and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations,
the automobile.
- James Norman Hall

It's been a long road back to health and fitness for me.
I am just glad to have been given the opportunity to do what I love most.
- Jonah Lomu

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche
that must have been left behind in the Sixties,
that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
- John Lennon

When we got into office, the thing
that surprised me most
was to find that things were just as bad
as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

While I thought that I was learning how to live,
I have been learning how to die.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
- Margaret Smith

There ain't no answer.
There ain't gonna be any answer.
There never has been an answer.
That's the answer.
- Gertrude Stein

Dad, I'm in some trouble.
There's been an accident and you're going to hear all
sorts of things about me from now on.
Terrible things.
- Edward Kennedy

All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
- Orison Swett Marden

Great buildings that move the spirit have always been rare.
In every case they are unique, poetic,
products of the heart.
- Arthur Erickson

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory

I have always been regretting that
I was not as wise as the day I was born.
- Henry David Thoreau

Of all the roles I've played, none has been as fulfilling as being a mother.
- Annette Funicello

A good painting to me has always been like a friend.
It keeps me company, comforts and inspires.
- Hedy Lamarr

It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested
in four sandwiches than four freedoms.
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained,
progress stops.
- Thomas J. Watson

My family knew, but most of the sporting world did
not realize that my right hand been some 75% paralyzed.
- Bill Toomey

I have been dairy free for several years,
and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies,
which it did, and help me lose weight,
which it did.
- Fran Drescher


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