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Gary L. Francione Quotes
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The proposition that humans have mental characteristics
wholly absent in non-humans is inconsistent with the theory of evolution.
- Gary L. Francione

Because animals are property, we consider as "humane
treatment" that we would regard as torture if it were inflicted on humans.
- Gary L. Francione

We do not need to eat animals, wear animals,
or use animals for entertainment purposes,
and our only defense of these uses is our pleasure,
amusement, and convenience.
- Gary L. Francione

I hate facts.
I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -
adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes


 

Fourscore and seven years ago
our fathers brought forth on this continent,
a new nation, conceived in Liberty,
and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
- Abraham Lincoln

Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down
as a self-evident proposition that no people ought
to be free till they are fit to use their freedom.
The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who
resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

The meaning of a proposition is the method of its verification.
- Moritz Schlick


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Argument is to me the air I breathe.
Given any proposition, I cannot help believing the
other side and defending it.
- Gertrude Stein

In short, the proposition that God was in any way involved
in our creation is effectively outlawed,
and implicitly negated.
- Phillip E. Johnson

You can get assent to almost any proposition so long
as you are not going to do anything about it.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

If someone were to put a proposition before men bidding them choose,
after examination, the best customs in the world,
each nation would certainly select its own.
- Herodotus

When I got to college, acting suddenly seemed like
a very risky proposition and all my friends were going
to law school or med school or Wall Street.
- Wentworth Miller

That all men are equal is a proposition to which,
at ordinary times, no sane human being has ever given his assent.
- Aldous Huxley

The Broad research center represents the highest quality
model of what Proposition 71 should be funding.
- Robert Klein

I tell you the solemn truth, that the doctrine of the
Trinity is not so difficult to accept for a working
proposition as any one of the axioms of physics.
- Henry Brooks Adams

Hurried and worried until we're buried,
and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
- George M. Cohan

Preparing for a future in music is an expensive proposition.
- Itzhak Perlman

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner

We believe that economics does not necessarily have to be a zero-sum game;
it can be a win-win proposition for everyone involved
so long as they have the tools in which to succeed.
- Ron Kind

There's a story everywhere.
Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition.
What you have to watch out for is you don't write a
boring story about a boring place.
- Tim Cahill

The proposition that we should encourage wickedness
and violence by exposing one side of the face to blows
because we have been beaten on the other is too great an absurdity.
- Thomas Mellon

History offers no evidence for the proposition that
the assignment of women to military combat jobs is the way to win wars,
improve combat readiness, or promote national security.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Administering another country is always a very tricky proposition.
- Juan Cole

If you make every game a life and death proposition,
you're going to have problems.
For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.
- Dean Smith

Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys,
I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal.
We do both Hanukkah and Christmas, so it is a costly,
though extremely pleasing proposition.
- Fred Melamed

One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining
any proposition with greater assurance than the proofs
it is built upon will warrant.
- John Locke

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition
that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith

To begin with, we put the proposition:
pure phenomenology is the science of pure consciousness.
- Edmund Husserl

Therefore, I do not wish to consider any proposition
to cede any portion of our tribal holdings to the Great Father.
- Sitting Bull

Transportation spending is a win-win proposition.
- Tim Bishop

There is no controversy within science over the core
proposition of evolutionary theory.
- Kenneth Miller

That the sun will not rise to-morrow is no less intelligible a proposition,
and implies no more contradiction, than the affirmation,
that it will rise.
- David Hume

Your political system is actually too democratic.
The fact that Americans vote on every bill and proposition
can prolong bigotry indefinitely,
especially where it is aimed at minority groups.
- George Michael

One of the worst of errors would be the general admission
of the proposition that a Government has no right to
interfere for any purpose except for that of affording protection.
- Nassau William Senior

Our ideals, laws and customs should be based on the
proposition that each generation in turn becomes the
custodian rather than the absolute owner of our resources -
and each generation has the obligation to pass this
inheritance on in the future.
- Alberto Moravia

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition
to my Republican friends...
that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats,
we will stop telling the truth about them.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

Communism is a proposition to structure the world more reasonably,
a proposition for changing the world.
As such, we have to analyze it and, if we deem it reasonable,
act upon it.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

The proposition that Muslims are welcome in Britain if,
and only if, they stop behaving like Muslims is a doctrine
which is incompatible with the principles that guide a free society.
- Roy Hattersley

While we all could agree that the Zionist ideal is alive and well,
there is serious doubt whether the Zionist movement
can be said to be an ongoing proposition,
fragmented as its components are in ideology and in practice.
- Theodore Bikel

It goes without saying that the Jewish people can have
no other goal than Palestine and that,
whatever the fate of the proposition may be,
our attitude toward the land of our fathers is and
shall remain unchangeable.
- Theodor Herzl

The system becomes logically closed when each of the
logical implications which can be derived from any
one proposition within the system finds its statement
in another proposition in the same system.
- Talcott Parsons

The proposition of an established classification of
states as slave states and free states,
as insisted on by some, and into northern and southern,
as maintained by others, seems to me purely imaginary,
and of course the supposed equilibrium of those classes a mere conceit.
- William H. Seward

It is impossible for any number which is a power greater
than the second to be written as a sum of two like powers.
I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition
which this margin is too narrow to contain.
- Pierre de Fermat

I wanted to get to that aesthetic proposition that
comes out of learning the human elements of a world,
so that those notes and rhythms mean something to you
besides just the academic way in which they fall in place.
- Stanley Crouch

What you have said, Mr. President, fully satisfies
me that you have given to every proposition which has been made,
a kind and candid consideration.
And you have now expressed the conclusion to which you have arrived,
clearly and distinctly.
- Salmon P. Chase

Proposition 19 already is a winner no matter what happens on election day.
The mere fact of its being on the ballot has elevated
and legitimized public discourse about marijuana and
marijuana policy in ways I could not have imagined a year ago.
- George Soros

Now that I know how supermarket meat is made,
I regard eating it as a somewhat risky proposition.
I know how those animals live and what's on their hides
when they go to slaughter,
so I don't buy industrial meat.
- Michael Pollan

Because of my own experience with market fluctuation,
I recognize the great risks one takes on investments.
This converts the Social Security safety net into a
risky proposition many cannot afford to take.
- Grace Napolitano

The general proposition is that the resources that
will be utilized are the ones that contribute most
to the overall efficiency of the production system.
The third parameter has to do with our commercial world,
our search for profits.
- Marvin Harris

Am I not destroying my enemies
when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Law of Contrariness:
Our chief want in life is somebody
who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Hatred is active, and envy passive dislike;
there is but one step from envy to hate.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Doing an injury puts you below your enemy;
revenging one make you but even with him;
forgiving it sets you above him.
- Benjamin Franklin [attributed]

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
- Oscar Wilde

Hate and force cannot be in just a part of the world
without having an effect on the rest of it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is a reflection of intent.
Love reflects love.
Hate reflects hate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as
your own unguarded thoughts.
- The Buddha

Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb

Hate generalizes; love is particular.
- Erica Jong

Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time.
Hatred ceases through love.
This is an unalterable law.
- The Buddha


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