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Yeah, I just have a little part in it.
In the house that Brian Cox barbecued himself appears in The Ring 2;
I am the real estate agent that is selling the house,
and Naomi Watts comes to check out the house as part of her investigation.
- Gary Dole

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon,
and the stars, and the sun.
- John Lennon

People fear death even more than pain.
It's strange that they fear death.
Life hurts a lot more than death.
At the point of death, the pain is over.
Yeah, I guess it is a friend.
- Jim Morrison


 

Yeah, I guess everyone's had a reasonable amount of sex in their lives,
some less than others.
- Josh Silver

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger.
They got to be almost thirty.
- Mike Epps

Dick Cheney said he was running again.
He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.'
Yeah,
that's always the sign of a man in good health,
isn't it?
- David Letterman


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Are some women and children going to die? Yeah.
But it's doing the right thing.
You got money, you sit around talking about peace.
People who don't have money need some help.
- Kid Rock

Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life.
- Charisma Carpenter

Yeah, well I've always played comedy.
My background is musical comedy theatre and that's
really where my training is.
As an actor, that's my training.
- Christopher Walken

The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown,
are going, Now I can spend time with my baby.
Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.
- Jackie Collins

Yeah, I think A Confederacy of Dunces is probably the
perfect New Orleans book.
- Poppy Z. Brite

Yeah, I've had the privilege to know a lot of really talented people.
- Ashley Judd

It's a juggernaut, yeah...
but I'm not phased by making movies.
- Matthew Vaughn

Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from? Some English tabloid.
I have a heart and I have feelings.
I feel that when you do that to me.
It's not nice.
- Michael Jackson

Yeah, a lot of people think I'll be a tortured nutcase when they meet me.
- Emily Watson

Yeah, I think if I were to go again,
I'd try to go more on gut feelings and stick with it.
I was on to Frederique.
I found clues for everything, I found tons of stuff.
- Corbin Bernsen

Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey,
education's the most important thing.
- Steve Irwin

Yeah, I have been because, generally speaking,
to we Biblical literalists, the media is very hostile.
- Tim LaHaye

Oh yeah, our first tour in Europe they wouldn't give
me the time off from work.
- Tom Araya

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me.
That's their job.
I don't know why that is.
They've nearly torn my nose off.
I've had some really bad parrot bites.
- Steve Irwin

But, yeah, I'd love to do something else in someone else's movie.
- Jason Mewes

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate,
he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette.
It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
- Norman Wisdom

Piano should be the one.
Yeah, because that's your basis.
Everything is right there in front of you.
- Billy Eckstine

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing,
where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that,
and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed.
- Claire Danes

Yeah, I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries,
but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.
- Vincent Bugliosi

Yeah, you know, within the context of TV families,
these are pretty unsavory characters.
- Will Arnett

Yeah, one of the main ways is for songs that make me want to move.
- Joe Cocker

Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my
influences like Billy Joel,
Elton John, Stevie Wonder.
- Jon Secada

I'm a lifer, yeah...
I can honestly say I'm a lifer.
- Neil Finn

Yeah, my dream would be to work for 6 months and then have 6 months to play,
just snowboarding, surfing, and going to cool places
to listen and be alone and kinda chill out.
- Marc Newson

Oh yeah, I'm a huge romance fan.
And some women like action.
- Morris Chestnut

Well, I had a fiddle that I really can't play,
so I loaned it to Darrell.
But yeah, he's from another planet.
- Guy Clark

Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one.
If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack.
If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks.
- Nick Cannon

Yeah, we went to England to do a show and I got off
the plane and I couldn't write my name or hold my hand up.
- Johnny Winter

Yeah, but in the end his followers take what they want from his philosophy.
Maybe it doesn't matter what's going on in David Icke's mind.
It's how other people take him.
- Jon Ronson

Yeah, I like being on my own.
I do.
I tend to be a loner, so I'm okay.
I'm not okay when I have to be around everyone all the time.
- Keri Russell

Yeah, that's what I'm working for.
The couture house of the future.
- John Galliano

Yeah, I like cars and basketball.
But you know what I like more? Bananas.
- Frankie Muniz

Yeah, I love being famous.
It's almost like being white, y'know?
- Chris Rock

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend,
for sure.
- Tommy Rettig

Yeah, I love doing ensemble pieces.
You get to meet so many new people and make new friends.
- Devon Sawa

Did I get jiggy with Will? I would have to say no!
Did I have fun with Will? I would have to say yeah!
But you know, I did not jig with the man,
if you know what I'm saying!
- Bruce Greenwood

And, so yeah, I'll always want to work in independent
films because you're not forced into a category or a formula.
- Terrence Howard

Yeah, I think the common denominator -
and this is probably going to sound like Acting 101 -
but the common denominator is belief in the character in the moment.
- Jenna Elfman

Yeah, I'd done a bunch of pilots.
Some that had gone for a while.
One that went for 13 episodes.
But I had never been on a show that had lasted more than that.
- Donal Logue

Yeah, I mean, I put work out there for people to use
and I'm grateful when you use it.
- Kathy Acker

Mary Gauthier's great.
Yeah, we've played a lot of gigs together.
She's really wonderful.
- Guy Clark

I loved Billie Holiday more than any other person other
than myself on the stage.
Yeah, I do.
- Abbey Lincoln

Yeah, I definitely want to find that right person and
fall in love and have kids someday.
- Rachael Leigh Cook

Yeah, the first thing that comes to mind is not to try too hard.
- Leo Kottke

I don't live on a hill.
I live down under a hill, in the bottom and I've got a lot of cars,
yeah.
- Hasil Adkins

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room.
It took me a while to graduate.
- Douglas Wilson

Yeah, well, it did earlier - but as Bobby and I have played together,
our thing as a unit has become so strong that they
kind of had to get in where they fit in.
And most people do.
- Charlie Hunter

Yeah, it's fun to be somebody you're not,
to bring a character to life.
- Michael Berryman

I have a bit of a traveling addiction,
and, ah, yeah.
I went to, ah, Bali this summer.
- Fisher Stevens

Yeah, yeah I think that's one of the biggest misconceptions towards the band.
The biggest one is that we're Satan worshippers,
but next to that just the fact that we're normal.
- Tom Araya

Yeah, you know, you like it to come on like gangbusters,
but you get into passages that are very interesting and subtle,
and sometimes your original intent changes quite a bit.
- Roy Lichtenstein

Yeah, right.
I mean, he criticises everybody in the media,
then the first thing he does when he finishes is he
goes to work for the media.
Thompson, too.
Hypocritical.
- Ian St.
John

Yeah I'm telling real stories, but if you pick up a
documentary on strippers,
you're going to want to see some stripping,
so we definitely got that in there.
- Method Man

Oh yeah, I believe in God.
I think there's much more evidence that there is a
God than that there isn't.
I don't believe that Mother Theresa and Hitler go to the same place.
- David Zucker

Yeah, I do feel badly sometimes, not for whose coming
up and getting roles I'm not right for anymore but
the people I compete with,
who range from Uma Thurman on up.
- Kelly Lynch

Am I a rock star? Yeah, I guess.
- Stephan Jenkins

I used to be a hot-tar roofer.
Yeah, I remember that...
day.
- Mitch Hedberg

Yeah, I had a tremendous time shooting in Nebraska.
I like that state a lot, all over it.
- Sean Penn

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties
where I really began to hate what was valued as funny
and just sort of what was valued in stand-up,
period.
- Patton Oswalt

I just don't write musically, but lyrically,
yeah I write.
- Tom Araya

They tell me I produced songs.
I just stood in the back, wore a good suit and said,
Yeah, that's happening.
- Nick Lowe

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano.
I find it a little grating.
- Warren Zevon

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way.
And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.
- Bill Murray

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
- Marc Maron


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