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Gary Burghoff Quotes
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I don't vote for the guy I trust.
I vote for the guy who trusts me the most.
- Gary Burghoff

I was just a kid, but I was a rotten kid.
- Gary Burghoff

My son gave me the permission to accept my success.
- Gary Burghoff

Vote for the man who promises least;
he'll be the least disappointing.
- Bernard Baruch


 

I hope that no American will waste his franchise
and throw away his vote
by voting either for me or against me solely
on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.
- John F. Kennedy

My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been
across the street at work for a while,
they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power
to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
- Ambrose Bierce


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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
- Robert Byrne

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
- Kin Hubbard

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone,
and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
- John Quincy Adams

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.
- William E. Simon

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman
in the working out of our civilization were assigned
long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.
- Grover Cleveland

Anybody who knows me knows my vote can't be bought.
- Judy Davis

Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the
right to vote except the American people themselves
and the only way they could do this is by not voting.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

But they were going to war anyway and they were going
to bully and pressure countries to vote for it.
- Clare Short

The greatest threat to the constitutional right to vote is voter fraud.
- Lynn Westmoreland

They just didn't have the sense of the strength of their vote.
Just thought it wasn't necessary.
- Charles Phillips

Today's vote ensures that coal will continue to be
an important part of our nation's energy policy,
with strong parameters to make it cleaner and more efficient.
- Ron Lewis

The idea that you earn things - that you earn respect,
that you earn income, responsibility.
the vote, punishment...
these ideas are anathema to the liberal mind.
- Dennis Prager

Maybe some people thought I was 'safe' so they didn't
really bothered to vote for me at all.
- Chris Daughtry

Today, I will vote in support of the Marriage Protection Amendment.
I shall do so because like President Bush,
I strongly believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
- Nick Lampson

Everybody expects that their vote's going to count.
- Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Every vote counts and every vote must be counted.
- Barbara Mikulski

Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as
petitioners without the right to vote!
- Susan B. Anthony

Everything in our foreign and domestic policy is a
question of issue for the American people to vote on.
- John Dingell

If you are tired of partisanship over patriotism,
you need to vote for a change in direction.
- Jennifer Granholm

I am unjust, but I can strive for justice.
My life's unkind, but I can vote for kindness.
I, the unloving, say life should be lovely.
I, that am blind, cry out against my blindness.
- Vachel Lindsay

Everyone's entitled to express their political beliefs.
I don't presume to tell anybody who to vote for.
I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are.
- Ben Affleck

It is important that the Iraqi people have confidence
in the election results and that the voting process,
including the process for vote counting,
is free and fair.
- Zalmay Khalilzad

We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy.
Twenty million women are denied the right to vote.
- Alice Paul

Civil and political rights are critical,
but not often the real problem for the destitute sick.
My patients in Haiti can now vote but they can't get
medical care or clean water.
- Paul Farmer

In other words, a democratic government is the only
one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

A man without a vote is man without protection.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

You can't vote that water out of the city of New Orleans.
- Russel Honore

We need an amendment that gives us the right to vote
protected by the federal government and the Constitution.
- Al Sharpton

Mobilize people to vote and to re-elect Clinton as the only way to defeat.
- Gus Hall

I'd say if you live in the United States of America
and you vote for George Bush,
you've lost your mind.
- John Edwards

I cannot in good conscience vote for final passage
of legislation that would pave the way to open the
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling.
- Jim Ramstad

But I do believe that a woman's truest place is in a home,
with a husband and with children, and with large freedom,
pecuniary freedom, personal freedom,
and the right to vote.
- Lucy Stone

Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and
free than Christianity has made them good.
- H. L. Mencken

General Musharraf needs my participation to give credibility
to the electoral process,
as well as to respect the fundamental right of all
those who wish to vote for me.
- Benazir Bhutto

It takes ground activity to stimulate that Black vote.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

Television is the most perfect democracy.
You sit there with your remote control and vote.
- Aaron Brown

If Republicans want to bring these things up for a vote,
I'm letting them know where I stand.
- Brad Carson

I got involved because I wanted to help inspire more
people to get off their butts and register and vote -
not just in this election,
but in every other election from now on,
you know?
- Jello Biafra

I knew that I could vote and that that wasn't a privilege;
it was my right.
Every time I tried I was shot, killed or jailed,
beaten or economically deprived.
- Stokely Carmichael

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been
one vote of a hundred in the United States Senate -
and fortunately on matters of national security he
was very often in the minority.
- Dick Cheney

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get
your information on who to vote for,
you're a bigger moron than they are.
- Alice Cooper

I'm inclined to vote for Roberts unless something else comes up.
It's a close call.
- Max Baucus

The American struggle for the vote was much more difficult
than the English for the simple reason that it was much more easy.
- Rebecca West

Perhaps we'll realize that each of us has not one vote
but ten thousand or a million.
- David R. Brower

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight
to the death for lower taxes-
and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending
projects that make tax cuts impossible?
- Barry Goldwater

A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon
the character of the user.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor.
It's the other way around.
They never vote for us.
- Dan Quayle

I am not interested in splitting the white vote.
- Harold Washington

I don't want to come to Washington to be just another vote.
I want to lead on issues that are important.
- Mel Martinez

Vote for me and I will ensure that everyone gets enough
to eat and a place to stay.
- Khaleda Zia

There's no question that Roberts will vote like William Rehnquist...
If he swings, it will be from right to far right.
- Jonathan Turley

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers.
I hope it's the same fifty percent.
- Gore Vidal

So that they can actually make it known to the American
people before they vote what they're voting for.
- Betty Hill

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country,
if you are any minority in this country at all,
what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?
- Cher

The first less is this: take it from me,
every vote counts.
- Al Gore

If any of the beautiful people plan to vote for the president,
they usually keep their secret to themselves.
- Suzanne Fields

I beg you do not vote for stills and open bar-rooms in the county.
- Thomas Jordan Jarvis

McCain I'd vote against under any circumstance.
- Pat Robertson

I think the federal government really should be supporting
Louisiana and ensuring that every person from that
area has an opportunity to vote on what will occur in the area.
- Stephanie Tubbs Jones

I do most of my work with kids.
They are the very foundation of our future.
We are so incredibly disrespectful to them in America
in every way because they can't vote.
- Henry Winkler

When you get ready to vote, make sure you know what you are doing.
- Robert Hunter

In the lack of judgment great harm arises,
but one vote cast can set right a house.
- Aeschylus


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