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Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted
with the idiom of country or rock music,
it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar.
Bars are a rehearsal place.
- Garth Hudson

The reason I dislike talking about the creative process
is that I do have a creative process that is a winner and it's a sure thing.
- Garth Hudson

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Dad taught me everything I know.
Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
- Al Unser


 

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball.
Unfortunately, neither of them works.
- Charley Lau

Whatever starts in California,
unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
- Jimmy Carter

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge


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Winning is habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

Naturally, every age thinks that all ages before it were prejudiced,
and today we think this more than ever, and are just as wrong
as all previous ages that thought so.
How often have we not seen the truth condemned!
It is sad but unfortunately true that man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

We are all "neighbors."
Our world has gotten too small for us to be anything else.
We can no longer have "us" and "them" - friends and enemies.
A person from Iraq, or Russia, or Columbia is
no more a stranger or enemy than a person from across town.
A few people everywhere are troublemakers.
Every religion provokes a few people to become extremists.
Do we need police around the globe? Unfortunately, we always will.
Do we need war? Does that question even deserve an answer?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Without accepting the fact that everything changes,
we cannot find perfect composure.
But unfortunately, although it is true,
it is difficult for us to accept it.
Because we cannot accept the truth of transience,
we suffer.
- Shunryu Suzuki

Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The process of receiving information for me is seeing,
hearing, and feeling their energy in my frame of reference.
That doesn't mean I see the individual,
unfortunately.
- John Edward

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show,
but unfortunately no one was watching us.
- Josh Hartnett

Cancer has been unfortunately in my life.
My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer.
Both of my grandmas had cancer.
I recently lost a friend to cancer.
- Marla Sokoloff

Unfortunately, however, I have too many desires to make a good Buddhist.
- Jim Coleman

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes
to pro football contracts.
- Jay Mohr

I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government.
- Woody Allen

Coal companies have a lot of power in the media,
and unfortunately a lot of information doesn't get out.
- Kevin Richardson

Unfortunately, the current format for this lottery
program are subject to fraud and abuse and leave our
nation exposed to those who may seek to do harm on American soil.
- William L. Jenkins

Unfortunately I was in New York when 9/11 happened.
- Joe Cocker

As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas.
Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and
none of the original ideas is sound.
- Harold MacMillan

Unfortunately this earth is not a fairy-land,
but a struggle for life, perfectly natural and therefore extremely harsh.
- Martin Bormann

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts
so we didn't run into any rednecks.
- Ville Valo

The idea of Jewish unity, of a plan,
an organization,
unfortunately exists only in the brains of Hitler and Streicher.
- Stefan Zweig

Unfortunately, the food industry has not yet faced
this situation and begun taking measures to avoid exploiting
our weakness for not knowing when we have had enough.
- Marvin Harris

I was wrong to vote for this war.
Unfortunately, I'll have to live with that forever.
And the lesson I learned from it is to put more faith in my own judgment.
- John Edwards

Unfortunately, this is a free society,
and we're gonna have people with trucks,
and people with bombs.
- Greta Van Susteren

My father had a brilliant scholastic record in high
school and was awarded a college scholarship.
Unfortunately he had to turn it down so that he could
continue to support his family.
- Tony Visconti

Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.
- Stefanie Powers

I don't think there is enough educational programming,
but unfortunately, television is built around advertising
and those shows don't get the big ratings.
- Will McDonough

And so there are so many good things going on all across
Iraq and unfortunately that's not what the American
people see on TV or they don't read a lot about it in the newspapers.
- Donald Evans

My intent was to carry out my duty as a doctor,
to end their suffering.
Unfortunately, that entailed, in their cases,
ending of the life.
- Jack Kevorkian

This is all about a media war that continues to rage
between the old and new media.
Unfortunately for our soldiers, these brave Americans
are caught in the crossfire.
- Joe Scarborough

There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- W. Somerset Maugham

I think that I used to love Hollywood movies.
I remember great phases and moments.
But, unfortunately, now is not the moment.
- Bernardo Bertolucci

I think, unfortunately, some people are just bad,
they're just born bad, and I don't know why.
- Judge Mills Lane

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political,
for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word,
which has so unfortunately divided man.
- Jiddu Krishnamurti

You can never be guaranteed good roles because of an award,
but I think your profile and net worth as a performer has to do with awards,
unfortunately.
- Minnie Driver

Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely
dismantle all weapons of mass destruction,
and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement.
- Barbara Boxer

Unfortunately, goodness and honor are rather the exception
than the rule among exceptional men,
not to speak of geniuses.
- Cesare Lombroso

You grow up however, unfortunately, as the college years fly by,
into a very exaggerated sense of your own capacities.
- Donald G. Mitchell

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance.
We've already played them twice.
- Trevor Brooking

I grew up years ago doing something that unfortunately
doesn't hardly exist any more,
a medium called Radio.
- Robert Stack

But, unfortunately, sometimes that affirmation creates
a sense that you deserve special treatment and recognition
in areas where you're not so talented.
- Taylor Hackford

We were happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never
been a part of my agenda.
- Bobby Sherman

Unfortunately, my district like many others across
the country has a problem with gangs,
which is why I introduced this amendment.
- Bob Filner

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of
an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.
- Bill Griffith

I think the idea that you can go this alone is -
was a huge mistake.
And unfortunately, there was a price paid in terms
of suffering and pain for people in New Orleans.
- Michael Chertoff

Suddenly in the end when it's over, you feel a big
weight on your shoulders.
That's the role of the captain.
Unfortunately, it's sometimes like that in sport.
- Guy Forget

Unfortunately, overall, movies are a conglomerate.
People buy and sell people in this business,
which can get really ugly.
- Laura Dern

But unfortunately, in my unrelenting drive to get back on that drum stool,
the major casualty in all of it was that I really forgot about me.
- Rick Allen

Unfortunately for governments like that of Iran,
when they forbid something, people become more interested.
- Azar Nafisi

Because artists can be extremely eccentric and insane,
and unfortunately, the people they hurt the most are
the people that are closest to them.
- Maynard James Keenan

Those early sketches looked too cartoony;
I really wanted to do detailed drawings -
I was taking anatomy classes -
but unfortunately I wasn't able to do it because of the time element.
- Joe Shuster

Unfortunately, we haven't found many very old rocks
on Earth because our planet's surface is constantly
renewed by plate tectonics,
coupled with erosion.
- Robert Duncan

The easy way out is to approve an early retirement
plan one year but not pay out sick and vacation time
to deserving employees until three years later.
Unfortunately, later is now.
- Jodi Rell

When I started out in the early 1930s,
there were a great many magazines that published short stories.
Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
- Irwin Shaw

Unfortunately, actions taken by the Senate ensured
that relief from the death tax would only be temporary
and that it would come back to life at the full rate again in 2011.
- Doc Hastings

Sometimes the right thing gets done for the wrong reason and sometimes,
unfortunately, the wrong thing gets done for the right reason.
- James Carville

Any feeling that I was enriching my mind from those
surrounding me was unfortunately rare with me.
- Georg Brandes

Unfortunately, the attitude of many towards the press,
humanitarians included and especially government workers,
is often one of suspicion, if not outright fear.
- Alvin Adams

Unfortunately it makes the unambiguous determination
of triplets by these methods much more difficult than
would be the case if there were only one triplet for each amino acid.
- Francis Crick

I don't want a record company, but I need one,
unfortunately.
- Melissa Auf der Maur

I'm a big fan of dreams.
Unfortunately, dreams are our first casualty in life -
people seem to give them up,
quicker than anything, for a 'reality.'
- Kevin Costner

Unfortunately, we are still in an age where individuals
may be discriminated against because of health conditions.
- Lois Capps

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.
- Carrie Fisher

I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.
- Eugene Ormandy


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