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Garson Kanin Quotes
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The best part of one's life is the working part,
the creative part.
Believe me, I love to succeed...
However, the real spiritual and emotional excitement is in the doing.
- Garson Kanin

Amateurs hope, professionals work.
- Garson Kanin

Books are men of higher stature; the only men that
speak aloud for future times to hear.
- Garson Kanin

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity.
I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
it because most nights I went to bed and slept when
I should have sat up and worried.
- Garson Kanin


 

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx


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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

I am easily satisfied with the very best.
- Winston Churchill

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung PHOTO

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

That's what Tiggers do best!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
- Jacqueline Schiff

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Civilization had too many rules for me,
so I did my best to rewrite them.
- Bill Cosby

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter PHOTO

Honesty may be the best policy,
but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,
dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

The best argument against democracy is
a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Testing oneself is best when done alone.
- Jimmy Carter

We have the best government that money can buy.
- Mark Twain

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Simply do your best, and you will avoid
self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
- don Miguel Ruiz

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tolerance is the first principle of community;
it is the spirit which conserves
the best that all men think.
- Helen Keller

You may call God love, you may call God goodness.
But the best name for God is compassion.
- Meister Eckhart

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie

The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
- E. Joseph Cossman

If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this,
we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty;
it is its own reward.
Everything else is in God's hands.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

The most erroneous stories are those
we think we know best -
and therefore never scrutinize or question.
- Stephen Jay Gould

You have to accept whatever comes
and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Always do your best.
What you plant now, you will harvest later.
- Og Mandino

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants,
like most Lutheran boys.
I got a telescope.
My mother thought it would make the best gift.
- Wernher von Braun

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out
there is white and the best golfer is black.
- Charles Barkley

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay

America is the best half-educated country in the world.
- Nicholas M. Butler

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is
finding some humor in it.
- Frank Howard Clark

Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,
and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
- Moliere

No man who worships education has got the best out of education...
Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Do the best you can. Be proud of your accomplishments -
without comparing yourself to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance -
the idea that anything is possible.
- Ray Bradbury

Best friends are the ones who can be the farthest away
but there the fastest when you call.
- Anonymous


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