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Garrett M. Graff Quotes
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The influence of blogging is overall a very positive force in the media.
- Garrett M. Graff

I think, though, that people will read into a reporter's
story a bias that they want to see in a reporter.
- Garrett M. Graff

It ended up being a very frustrating process.
- Garrett M. Graff

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan


 

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation
can be trusted to act humanely
or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear.
- Bertrand Russell


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My mother was the influence in my life.
She was strong; she had great faith in the ultimate
triumph of justice and hard work.
She believed passionately in education.
- John H. Johnson

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings;
but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
- Edmund Burke

Grace is the beauty of form under the influence of freedom.
- Friedrich Schiller

The way you think, the way you behave,
the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.
- Deepak Chopra

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping
young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the
ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.
- Walt Disney

I have thought a sufficient measure of civilization
is the influence of good women.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

People sort themselves into groups
of happy people and unhappy people
through two different, but complementary mechanisms,
influence and affinity.
I influence those around me
with my emotional state, either happy or unhappy.
At the same time, I feel an affinity
for others who are like me in some way -
in this case by sharing my emotional outlook on life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
- Susie Bright

The function of prayer is not to influence God,
but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Take time to contemplate -
away from the opinions and influence of others -
what you really want
and what you believe to be important in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural,
religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
- Jack Kingston

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms,
the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
- Akhenaton

The most important influence in my childhood was my father.
- DeForest Kelley

My parents, especially my mother, were no influence on me whatsoever.
- Andy Partridge

Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of
a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children.
- Billy Graham

There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high,
simple and useful life.
- Booker T. Washington

USE this time of fresh beginnings.
Use it as an impetus, the force or energy toward change.
Become stronger, a better leader, more focused in your thoughts.
Exert more influence over your dreams
by bringing them closer to your thoughts, every day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In the councils of government,
we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,
whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power
exists and will persist.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

And you know, almost in a perverse way,
I wish it had been undue influence because we know how to correct that.
We get rid of the people who, in fact,
were exercising that.
- David Kay

I felt Joyce was an influence on my fiction,
but in a very general way, as a kind of inspiration
and a model for the beauty of language.
- Don DeLillo

Postman is a media analyst and his theory is that television
doesn't influence our culture,
but that it is our culture and the presidency and anything
that relies on television.
- Val Kilmer

In 1995 the whole political situation was very complicated.
I was the first deputy prime minister,
and at the same time I had very low influence in the government.
- Anatoly Chubais

My major influence was my ten years older sister.
- Willa Ford

The orbs create feedback loops that can influence either
personal of employee behavior.
- David Rose

It follows from what we have just said,
that the natural changes of monads come from an internal principle,
since an external cause would be unable to influence their inner being.
- Gottfried Leibniz

Affluence means influence.
- Jack London

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential.
In fact, the most influential people in my life are
probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
- Scott Adams

There is incredible power in the arts to inspire and influence.
- Julie Taymor

The piece that had a large influence on me was Turangalila.
- Harrison Birtwistle

It's inevitable your environment will influence what you do.
- Duncan Sheik

It's not the money.
It's not the fame.
It's the influence.
- Clay Aiken

I have opposed the Communist cold war line ever since,
both by public utterance and by private help to trade
unionists breaking free from the Communist influence.
- Earl Browder

I'm proud of my mentors.
Ray Charles is the strongest influence on me as a singer.
- Michael Bolton

Who knows what would have become of me,
if my parents had not had their influence on me.
- Otto Schily

The proper time to influence the character of a child
is about a hundred years before he is born.
- Dean Inge

I think we'll always have newspapers,
but they'll lose influence.
- Will McDonough

How can a coach have any influence over a player that's
making over five times more than he is?
- Hayden Fry

What I used to play was rhythm guitar before I saw Jack Bruce.
I said, That's what I want to do in life.
He was definitely the main influence.
- Geezer Butler

I think I started learning lessons about being a good
person long before I ever knew what basketball was.
And that starts in the home, it starts with the parental influence.
- Julius Erving

It is exceedingly improbable that the identical action
of the corresponding parts of the two retina is the
result of a certain habituation,
or of the influence of the mind.
- Johannes P. Muller

By liberty I mean the assurance that every man shall
be protected in doing what he believes is his duty
against the influence of authority and majorities,
custom and opinion.
- John Acton

In my opinion, Lenny Bruce was more of an influence
on Zappa's satirical lyric's than anyone that I know of.
- Jimmy Carl Black

Meanwhile the Church more and more provided for the
doctrine of the Holy Spirit,
by practically chaining His influence to the hierarchy and the sacraments.
- Robert Rainy

Influence is to be measured, not by the extent of surface it covers,
but by its kind.
- William Ellery Channing

House was the first film where I had no influence on the script.
I had to buy the script with the game rights.
- Uwe Boll

I went through a big Alice Cooper phase,
which was probably a major influence on my writing style later,
especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters.
- Jello Biafra

The jet stream is the controlling influence over the world's weather systems.
- Michael Fish

We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,
whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
- Josh Billings

As such people achieve influence within the organization,
whenever there is a conflict between their own interest
and the interest of the organization,
their interests will win out.
- Robert Shea

When I was starting to write, the great influence was T.S.
Eliot and after that William Butler Yeats.
- Howard Nemerov

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.
- Salvador Dali

I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.
- Michael Caine

The satiric ethos of Mad was a much bigger childhood influence.
- Alison Bechdel

Manners are one of the greatest engines of influence ever given to man.
- Richard Whately

In the beginning you must subject yourself to the influence of nature.
You must be able to walk firmly on the ground before
you start walking on a tightrope.
- Henri Matisse

I don't like to think about being an influence.
It's embarrassing.
- Bruce Nauman

Malcolm X made me very strong at a time I needed to
understand what I was angry about.
He had peace in his heart.
He exerted a big influence on me.
- Lena Horne

And very often the influence exerted on a person's
character by the amount of his income is hardly less,
if it is less, than that exerted by the way in which it is earned.
- Alfred Marshall

Envy, my son, wears herself away, and droops like a
lamb under the influence of the evil eye.
- Jacopo Sannazaro

Today, children are watching more and more television,
and are bombarded over and over with images and content
that have the potential to dramatically influence their behavior.
- Tim Murphy

The chief benefit, which results from philosophy,
arises in an indirect manner, and proceeds more from its secret,
insensible influence, than from its immediate application.
- David Hume


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