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Garet Garrett Quotes
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Business is in itself a power.
- Garet Garrett

The winds that blow our billions away return burdened
with themes of scorn and dispraise.
- Garet Garrett

Well, where there is freedom doubt itself must be free.
- Garet Garrett

The New Deal's enmity for that system of free and competitive
private enterprise which we call capitalism was fundamental.
- Garet Garrett


 

Loyalty of the law-making power to the executive power
was one of the dangers the political fathers foretold.
- Garet Garrett

The New Deal was going to redistribute the national
income according to ideals of social and economic justice.
- Garet Garrett

Is it security you want? There is no security at the top of the world.
- Garet Garrett


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Formerly government was the responsibility of people;
now people were the responsibility of government.
- Garet Garrett

You do not defend a world that is already lost.
- Garet Garrett

Lenin, the greatest theorist of them all,
did not know what he was going to do after he had got the power.
- Garet Garrett

To the revolutionary mind the American vista must have
been almost as incredible as Genghis Khan's first view of China -
so rich,
so soft, so unaware.
- Garet Garrett

It is the function of the President,
representing the executive principle,
to execute the laws.
- Garet Garrett

Revolution in the modern case is no longer an uncouth business.
- Garet Garrett

This is the problem for which revolutionary theory
has yet to find the right solution,
if there is one.
The difficulty is that the economic interests of the
two classes are antagonistic.
- Garet Garrett

If the great Government of the United States were a
private corporation no bank would take its name on a piece of paper,
because it has cynically repudiated the words engraved upon its bonds.
- Garet Garrett

If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it,
that is capital formation.
It represents ten dollars' worth of something that
might have been immediately consumed,
but wasn't.
- Garet Garrett

There was endless controversy as to whether the acts
of the New Deal did actually move recovery or retard it,
and nothing final could ever come of that bitter debate
because it is forever impossible to prove what might
have happened in place of what did.
- Garet Garrett

The spectacle of a great, solvent government paying
a fictitious price for gold it did not want and did
not need and doing it on purpose to debase the value
of its own paper currency was one to astonish the world.
- Garet Garrett

Getting fired is nature's way to telling you
that you had the wrong job in the first place.
- Hal Lancaster

Don't underestimate your abilities,
that's your boss's job.
- Anonymous

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
- Malcolm S. Forbes (wealthy publisher)

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
- Arabic Proverb and Chinese Proverb

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

This report, by its very length, defends itself
against the risk of being read.
- Winston Churchill

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

Individually, we are one drop.
Together, we are an ocean.
- Ryunosuke Satoro PHOTO

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

When we step on the battlefield, I will be
The First Boots On and the Last Boots Off.
- LtG. Hal Moore

If you want to make peace with your enemy,
you have to work with your enemy.
Then he becomes your partner.
- Nelson Mandela

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

I think that there is nothing, not even crime,
more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself
than this incessant business.
- Henry David Thoreau

Give Honest and Sincere Appreciation.
- Dale Carnegie

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.
- B. C. Forbes

Business is a combination of war and sport.
- Andre Maurois

Business is never so healthy as when,
like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching around for what it gets.
- Henry Ford

Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained,
progress stops.
- Thomas J. Watson

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most,
it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
- William Wordsworth

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit
which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.
- Henry David Thoreau

It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Profit in business comes from repeat customers,
customers that boast about your project or service,
and that bring friends with them.
- W. Edwards Deming

Success or failure in business is caused more by the
mental attitude even than by mental capacities.
- Walter Scott

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis

Give somebody a gold star - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

You can discover what your enemy fears most
by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
- Michael Moncur

You can close more business in two months
by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying
to get people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie

All lasting business is built on friendship.
- Alfred A. Montapert

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor
upon the business known as gambling.
- Ambrose Bierce

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues:
always insist on it in your subordinates.
- Don Marquis

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

Every young man would do well to remember that all
successful business stands on the foundation of morality.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I don't think meals have any business being deductible.
I'm for separation of calories and corporations.
- Ralph Nader

Business, more than any other occupation,
is a continual dealing with the future;
it is a continual calculation,
an instinctive exercise in foresight.
- Henry R. Luce

Government in the U.S.
today is a senior partner in every business in the country.
- Norman Cousins

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins:
cash and experience.
Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
- Harold S. Geneen

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress
by using pretentious jargon.
- David Ogilvy

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.
- Peter Drucker

The incestuous relationship between government and
big business thrives in the dark.
- Jack Anderson

The man of genius inspires us with
a boundless confidence in our own powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can build a business up big enough,
it's respectable.
- Will Rogers

Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
- Albert Camus

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.
- Scott McNealy

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

In business or in life, don't follow the wagon tracks too closely.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've never felt like I was in the cookie business.
I've always been in a feel good feeling business.
My job is to sell joy.
My job is to sell happiness.
My job is to sell an experience.
- Debbi Fields


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