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Conrad Hilton Quotes
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Success seems to be connected with action.
Successful people keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

Achievement seems to be connected with action.
Successful men and women keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous


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One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Success consists of going from failure to failure
without loss of enthusiasm.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO
(also quoted as: "Courage is going from failure to failure
without losing enthusiasm."


 

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb PHOTO

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey PHOTO

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford PHOTO

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy PHOTO

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
- Mark Twain

The only roadblock to success is limited thinking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Not every difficult and dangerous thing
is suitable for training,
but only that which is conducive to success
in achieving the object of our effort.
- Epictetus

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
- Benjamin Disraeli

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins

The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you
shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

The size of your success is measured by
the strength of your desire;
the size of your dream;
and how you handle disappointment along the way.
- Robert Kiyosaki

You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If one advances confidently
in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with success
unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

If you wish to succeed in life,
make perseverance your bosom friend,
experience your wise counselor,
caution your elder brother,
and hope your guardian genius.
- Joseph Addison

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another
as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson

Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Vince Lombardi

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Seneca

To lead a great life:
Dream, Take Action, Repeat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved.
He inspires the power and energy to get it done.
- Ralph Nader

To know even one life has
breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is no use saying, "We are doing our best."
You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
- Winston Churchill

Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

To leave the world a bit better ...
to know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Win as if you were used to it,
lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When the water starts boiling
it is foolish to turn off the heat.
- Nelson Mandela


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